I’ve almost, ALMOST completely given up on mascara for getting the curled, thick, sexy eyelashes of my dreams. And since I’m too poor for Emily’s beyond gorgeous eyelash extensions, it’s falsies or BUST, man.
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Oh, and introducing the Sorceress of Sexy, M.D.! Dr. Merker is here to answer your questions, you beautiful crow-footed bunnies. ALSO: Do I talk about Justin Bieber too much?