"You want to know how I know you're pregnant? You look like shit and you haven't looked me in the eye."
Slap reader #1 in the face (she requested it!) and help reader #2 with the perfect comeback to an obnoxious coworker. Your xo-compatriots need your comments!
Some people seemed to think I just wanted attention by having my boobs flopping everywhere, even when I actually tried to wear clothes that were both comfortable and conservative.