So I got a bunch of stuff to melt them into obedience.
I found a way to use up that last bit of candle and fix my busted cuticles in the process.
Eve Lom Cuticle Cream is not only keeping my recently-demolished nails somewhat presentable, it's also helping them grow back stronger.
Greetings from my summer vacation! Even when I'm letting EVERYTHING else slide, my nails still look super-glam.