Do I have the bladder of an octogenarian in the body of a 30-something?
CREEPY CORNER: "The Night Visitor" or Just When I Thought I'd Run Out of Spooky "Louise Family" Stories, I Read My Childhood Diary
"BUT IT WASN'T A PERSON! CAN YOU BELIEVE IT, Diary? It was a GHOST!! Did it follow her here?" — from little Louise's diary.