My pants have a tendency to slide down and give me epic plumber's crack. Thanks a lot, Snowplow Ass.
No more of these “slimming” shenanigans. Lets get THICK, bitches.
It's looking like a long road back to an India-Jewel-level ass from here.
Babies in general require a lot of scooping and bending and I frankly don't dress appropriately for that kind of movement.