I told him everything I'd wanted to tell him for two years, but managed to twist it around so much it sounded like one friend giving another friend one epic pep talk that would put Dr. Phil to shame.
I'm Single Again, And I Found Out I Had A Tampon Stuck Up Me For Several Weeks -- These Two Things Are Not Related
I wasn't going to write about this, but my favorite thing to say lately is, "Hey, would it cheer you up if I gave you the tampon stuck up my pussy for a month?" So. There you go.
We've all been in that awkward stage of a relationship where you're still hiring gigolos, but your heart just isn't in it, am I right?