Why I Won't Do The Wave At Sporting Events

It's all fun and games until somebody falls 10 feet onto the dance floor.
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April 25, 2011
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Natalie and I discuss the pros and cons of The Wave.

Thanks to the magic of vodka, I actually jumped right up and threw my hands above my head in victory. But I'll never take my chances again.

Ever since that fateful night at the club, when I'm at a game and I see The Wave coming, I do what you ALL should do:

Duck and Cover.

After all, you just never know when someone's going to reverse that shit. I learned the hard way so that you don't have to. You're welcome.