I'm kind of an a-hole when it comes to Christmas in that a few years ago, I stopped exchanging presents. The only person getting a gift this year is my 13-year-old homeless secret santa (who's getting a rad Shaun White skaterboard dontcha know). I feel like giving "stuff" is wasteful and if I really need something, I just buy it. I know, I know: I'm such a grinch. But a grinch with extra closet space!
Anyway, if I were asking for presents, this is all the stuff I'd want. You know, besides peace and love and oh, who am I kidding: Pass the eggnog. Please.