Burton Feelgood Flying V Snowboard, $529.95.

Perfect for powder days, which is what I actually want, except I think wishing for weather is stupid, since, obvi, doing a naked dance around the fire is the only way to make it snow.

San Francisco 49ers Binoculars, $59.99

Yes, I would use these at football games, but I would ALSO use them to spy on my neighbors.

Phase 10 Deluxe Card Game, $19.98

Although let's be honest, the non-deluxe Phase 10 is just as good ($7.54). (Stocking stuffer!) I've only played this game once, but I think about it often and fondly. This, despite the fact that two people almost cried.

Friday Night Lights: The Complete Series, $74.99

Even if you don't like football, you'll love this show. Because, well: Tim Riggins is super hot. (And I think it's one of the best TV shows of all time, but mostly Tim Riggins is super hot.)

100 Yards of Glory: The Greatest Moments in NFL History, $23.10

I think this would be the perfect coffee table book to complement what's already there: "High Style," "Yoshitomo Nara," and "The Lonely Doll." My coffee table says: Look at me! So well rounded! Also: issues from my childhood!

A surf trip, $1,200ish.

This is a wish list, right? Honestly, I think a trip is the best present you can give or get. Most of have everything we need, so why not get out and do something you'll never forget? Unless you get eaten by a shark or drown, of course.

Paula Bianco Chunky Knit Wrap Scarf, $105.00

I wear a scarf like 325 days of the year in San Francisco. This one would instantly climb to the top of the pile.

Mason Pearson Hairbrush, $99

What? Just because I'm "sporty" or whatever doesn't mean I don't brush my hair. Plus, I've wanted one of these for 15 years. That's a really long time to want something.

Super Bowl Tickets, $PRICELESS

I WILL LOVE YOU FOREVER IF YOU GIVE ME SUPER BOWL TIX. (But only if the 49ers are in it and they win.)

Tea Cup Pig, $1,300 -- $5,000 (galoshes not included)

I think the picture says it all.