Everyone likes sports for stupid reasons. Even the loftiest of reasons is a stupid reason, because sports are inherently ridiculous.
Most of us typically walk around anywhere from 5 to 15 pounds over our fighting weight, so in the weeks leading up to a fight, almost everyone has to change their diet, up their cardio, hit the steam room, and weigh themselves with a regularity bordering on obsession.
The terrorists keep on winning.
Unfortunately, according to their owner, that's NEVER going to happen. (The all caps are his.)
Just when we thought all hope was lost for Tim Tebow, he signs with one of the NFL's best teams. Personally, I'm shocked.
OKAY, so I liked the pink guns. I have become everything I despise.
In my humble opinion, 'deaf volleyball' facilitates true on-court chemistry. Often, hearing people ask me how deaf people communicate on court, and their first impression is that there's a disadvantage to not communicating with verbal cues.
No matter your ethnicity, your natural shade or your body chemistry, all competitors are required to tan their bodies to the same shade of reddish brown.
No, YOU'RE crying about LGBT acceptance in professional sports!
Sexual discrimination is rampant in the NFL. And it's time for that to come to an end. NOW.
It's totally OK to stay seated when everyone around you is doing the Wave. Trust me.
Oh. AND THE SAN FRANCISCO GIANTS ARE THE WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS!!!!!!!!!
Normally I don't get worked up about stuff like this, so why does the Bikini Basketball League feel like such a violation?