What xoJane Editors Want for Christmas: Emily's Retro-Sexual List for XXX-Mas

Check out all the sexy playful retro and totally unsubtle stuff I want stuffing my silky Christmas stocking.
Author:
Publish date:
December 20, 2011
Tags:
Tags:
gift guide, fun, what xojane editors want for christmas, M

Happy XXX-mas! So originally I had a lot of different stuff on my Christmas list, but then I was looking at it and realized I'd stepped too far out of my box. You guys, I'm the slutty one. I'll always be the slutty one, even if I marry my boo and use my vagina to push out 15 billion babies. I might as well embrace it.

So without further ado, check out all the sexy playful retro and totally unsubtle stuff I want stuffing my silky Christmas stocking.