We'd only been here for about 5 minutes when we spotted Ron Jeremy in a booth at the 24/7 restaurant. You guys, in person he's actually sort of sexy. You can't tell from this blurry photo I snapped in a totally stalky manner from across the restaurant, but he's got something.
Maybe it's just the confidence that comes with having banged some of the world's most beautiful women. Or the mustache.
Speaking of beautiful women, there are quite a few here, with some of the best bodies I've ever seen in my life. You gotta just let it go and order a bacon cheeseburger. More updates to come, so let me know if there's anything you really want to know about.