I've been having orgasms in my sleep - doesn't everyone?

I thought nothing of it until a friend of mine said it was an entity stealing my big O. Now, I’m terrified...
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I thought nothing of it until a friend of mine said it was an entity stealing my big O. Now, I’m terrified...

A few years ago when it was just me and my boyfriend (now husband) living in our lovely new flat, I went through a spate of waking up in the night having an orgasm. Lucky me, hey?

Now let me clear this up right now. I wasn’t touching myself. My fella certainly wasn’t touching me, cause he was out cold. I felt no presence, nothing strange, just an absolutely fantastic orgasm after a super sexy dream.

Something else I was surprised by was that I’ve never had a non-clitorial O, but there I was, not even conscious, climaxing.

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Me, looking tired after a long day. There will be no ghost sex tonight.

I’d never discussed this with any of my friends, as it didn’t crop up in conversation until now. Then, a friend of mine at work rocked up the other day to tell me about her incredibly hot dream, and when she woke up, she was having an orgasm. Hang on, haven’t I heard this somewhere before?

The day after, I went for dinner with another girlfriend of mine who’s really spiritual and into chakras, energy and mysticism.

She’s a true hippy at heart and she revealed how she had started seeing a spiritual healer to cleanse her of bad energy as she kept waking up having orgasms. “Oh me too!” I said.

Then she dropped the clanger and said “But I could feel a presence on top of me, and INSIDE me. It was probably an entity doing it to you too!”.

She was told by a healer that an entity was sucking out her good energy through cracks in her aura, which came in the form of her orgasm.

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Auras: I have no idea what anything in this picture means. 

Stop. Right. There. The word ‘entity’ fills me with utter horror and dread. Let me explain.

When I was 12, a friend and I watched the ‘80s horror movie, supposedly based on a true story, called The Entity starring Barbara Hershey.

It was truly one of the most terrifying films I’ve ever seen and has stuck with me ever since. It’s about an evil, invisible presence which beat and raped this woman repeatedly and basically drove her insane.

As a result, it’s mentally scarred for me life and I find any films centred on the devil/paranormal utterly petrifying, because it’s not a clear cut mythical nasty, like say a stoopido zombie or werewolf film. Entities could actually exist.

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A ghost is touching her breast – see? ARGH! 

In fact, check out the trailer for the film that's scarred me for life. You're welcome: 

Understandably, I was totally flipping out when my girlfriend was telling me the ins and outs of her regularly occurring sleeping orgasms.

It only got worse though, when she went on to reveal that she went to see a cranial osteopath, and without any prompting whatsoever, the osteo told her “by the way, my spirit guides are telling me your new crystal is letting in the entities”.

Herein lies my utter fear of having another sleepy orgasm: sexy dreams, be gone! But then I tell myself, I’m not that person.

I’ve never felt anything other worldly. I’m not open minded enough to believe it could be true.

I believe, she believes it happened to her, but for me, it was just a period of hot sexy dreams.

I mean how many women orgasm in their sleep? Is it that common? We can’t all be getting hooked up with horny ghosts right?

NB: My friend who was having these episodes has since learnt how to strengthen her aura and the episodes have almost stopped completely.

Dani is tweeting about horny ghosts, amongst other things, @danigraph