Dear Miss Quiver - the casual lesbian sex edition

As Jeanette Winterson rightly pointed out, oranges are not the only fruit and sometimes you just fancy a bit of minge...
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As Jeanette Winterson rightly pointed out, oranges are not the only fruit and sometimes you just fancy a bit of minge...

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The internet allows you to connect with other would-be carpet-munchers looking for anything from a quick diddle-my-fancy to a full-on relationship

Dear Miss Quiver,

I’m a single girl who fancies experimenting with some girl on girl action. How do I get myself some casual lesbian sex?

Fancying Fanny

Dear Fanny,

How scintillatingly naughty. In this age of easily Google-able free porn, rampant one night standism and bargain-basement love, we women may feel we’ve run the gauntlet of sexual experiences.

But, as Jeanette Winterson rightly pointed out, oranges are not the only fruit and sometimes you just fancy a bit of minge. (Such a horrid word but somehow unavoidably onomatopoeic, don’t you think?).

Let's get down to brass tacks, Fanny my girl. The answer to satisfying your yearning for yoni (oh shush now) is of course, like most good things, the Internet. If you can get past the mostly dreadful graphics and photos of girls in hoodies, there are several lezzer-specific dating sites (just Google “lesbian dating”), which allow you to connect with other would-be carpet-munchers looking for anything from a quick diddle-my-fancy to a full-on relationship.

Bien sur, as with any kind of dating, it would be less than caddish and bounderish not to be voluminously clear about your intentions, and arguably, general sexual preferences – your aim here is a refreshing clam bashing, not the wanton fracturing of a gay girl's heart.

You may find it simpler to aim towards others who are having a swing at batting for both sides, and that way you can muddle through the whole delicious business together.

A little tip from a woman who's been there and bought the dungarees - do set aside plenty of time for your frisson (girls do tend to take longer).

Totes vibing,

Miss Quiver