By "casually dated," I mostly mean "made out with strangers and had sex with some of them."
casual sex
best friends
3 years (and going) of friendship and helping each other get laid by other people.
gratitude
I know all about the first three. Not so much the fourth.
coke
You know what would happen if I got a bottle of cola I couldn’t open out of a machine? I would try to furtively open it with my teeth.
fwb
Seriously, how hard could it be to find a f*&#-buddy?
tech
As I tried to understand his actions, I went on a rampage against the girl. I just wanted to make her pay.
celebrities
While my peers swooned over the New Kids, I was wondering just how to go about contacting James Caan -- in my pants.
orgasmic meditation
This dude's email did make me laugh out loud. And looking up his profile online, he seems smart and funny (and is very cute). But so young. What do you think?
Should I Meet A Guy Who's 11 Years Younger Than Me And A Self-Proclaimed Orgasmic Meditation Expert?
walk of shame
Everything's in here but your dignity!
Julieanne in
Sex, Sex, Sex ... and Love,
Walk of Shame,
julieanne is a whore,
slut walk,
skankery,
tongue in cheek,
tongue in butts,
sorry everybody i have ever dated and my parents
May 10, 2013 at 3:00pm | 80 comments
hobbies
I am such a sucker for props.
tech
As I tried to understand his actions, I went on a rampage against the girl. I just wanted to make her pay.
celebrities
While my peers swooned over the New Kids, I was wondering just how to go about contacting James Caan -- in my pants.
orgasmic meditation
This dude's email did make me laugh out loud. And looking up his profile online, he seems smart and funny (and is very cute). But so young. What do you think?
Should I Meet A Guy Who's 11 Years Younger Than Me And A Self-Proclaimed Orgasmic Meditation Expert?
walk of shame
Everything's in here but your dignity!
Julieanne in
Sex, Sex, Sex ... and Love,
Walk of Shame,
julieanne is a whore,
slut walk,
skankery,
tongue in cheek,
tongue in butts,
sorry everybody i have ever dated and my parents
May 10, 2013 at 3:00pm | 80 comments
hobbies
I am such a sucker for props.
cheating
I’ve been happily married for five years and the sex with my wife is great, I just gave into an impulse.
revenge
One night, as we were “text-fighting,” he texted me with “Lose 10lbs and then talk shit on me.” So I publicly shamed him.
promiscuity
I was UNINVITED from a HuffPost Live segment today where they said my voice was "CRUCIAL" to the conversation after I wrote the following piece.
makeout sessions
I have been feeling lately that if I didn't make out with someone who I was attracted to I was going to die. Happily, I am now on a roll.
gay
Growing up to be a lesbian seemed like something that just didn't happen to regular people, like growing up to be a fairy princess.
therapy
Ladies, there is no Knight in Shining Armor.
frilly underthings
I don't know about you guys, but for me this one is getting filed under "Why didn't I think of this first I COULD BE A MILLIONAIRE RIGHT NOW."
okcupid
It’s so easy to meet people, but so hard to find someone worth canceling my date with my Netflix queue for.
cheating
Jezebel recently published the name and photos of the "woman who broke up Kim Gordon and Thurston Moore." I don't buy that.
cheating
Being in love isn’t an option. You wish it was and you would love to say that your relationships could last more then a night, a week, a month, a year but that’s not your reality.
rejection
Instead of being bummed for a while and maybe throwing on some Taylor Swift for an afternoon, I am paralyzed by a heartache much more appropriate for the end of a long-term relationship than a five-date fling.
cougars
Attention! If you are a moderately attractive male that was born between 1985 and 1993: I’d like to tap that ass.
