As I tried to understand his actions, I went on a rampage against the girl. I just wanted to make her pay.
While my peers swooned over the New Kids, I was wondering just how to go about contacting James Caan -- in my pants.
This dude's email did make me laugh out loud. And looking up his profile online, he seems smart and funny (and is very cute). But so young. What do you think?
walk of shame
Everything's in here but your dignity!
I am such a sucker for props.
I’ve been happily married for five years and the sex with my wife is great, I just gave into an impulse.
One night, as we were “text-fighting,” he texted me with “Lose 10lbs and then talk shit on me.” So I publicly shamed him.
I was UNINVITED from a HuffPost Live segment today where they said my voice was "CRUCIAL" to the conversation after I wrote the following piece.
I have been feeling lately that if I didn't make out with someone who I was attracted to I was going to die. Happily, I am now on a roll.
Growing up to be a lesbian seemed like something that just didn't happen to regular people, like growing up to be a fairy princess.
Ladies, there is no Knight in Shining Armor.
I don't know about you guys, but for me this one is getting filed under "Why didn't I think of this first I COULD BE A MILLIONAIRE RIGHT NOW."
It’s so easy to meet people, but so hard to find someone worth canceling my date with my Netflix queue for.
Jezebel recently published the name and photos of the "woman who broke up Kim Gordon and Thurston Moore." I don't buy that.
Being in love isn’t an option. You wish it was and you would love to say that your relationships could last more then a night, a week, a month, a year but that’s not your reality.
Instead of being bummed for a while and maybe throwing on some Taylor Swift for an afternoon, I am paralyzed by a heartache much more appropriate for the end of a long-term relationship than a five-date fling.
Attention! If you are a moderately attractive male that was born between 1985 and 1993: I’d like to tap that ass.