Vacation - xoJane

It Happened to Me: I Pretty Much Embodied The Worst American Stereotype Ever When I Went On Vacation to Turkey In the Middle of a Revolution and Mass Rioting

Nicole Rose Stillings — Wed, 05 Jun 2013 14:30:00 -0400

A Turkish man, realizing my naivete, quickly threw me inside the Burger King. Not even 30 seconds later, a huge whitish-grey cloud of tear gas started to surround the street.

Should I Be Offended That One of the Guys I'm Dating Refused a Blow Job Because He Said His Penis is "On Vacation"?

Mandy — Wed, 22 May 2013 16:00:00 -0400

Like, where is this penis? Wearing a little Hawaiian shirt and laying out on the beach? Wtf does "penis vacation" even mean?

I Went To New York and I BOUGHT & ATE EVERYTHING IN IT

Natalie — Wed, 27 Mar 2013 13:30:00 -0400

Featuring a 4am cheese pie action shot.

It Happened To Me: I Had My Baby While On Vacation

Jamie Lieberman — Mon, 14 Jan 2013 15:00:00 -0500

At 29 weeks pregnant, the only thing more exciting than getting 5 uninterrupted hours of sleep was my upcoming trip to Hawaii.

The Universe Sent Me A Baking Sheet; Or, How I Learned to Stop Being So Ungrateful

Sophie Saint Thomas — Wed, 02 Jan 2013 10:30:00 -0500

Sometimes it takes a baking sheet sent to you by mermaids to remind you how good you have it.

I'm On Vacation And I Feel Guilty About It

Kate Conway — Mon, 31 Dec 2012 10:00:00 -0500

I wouldn't be me if I couldn't feel some anxiety about having fun. In this case, I'm feeling a little weird about leaving work for a week.

I Can’t Afford My Friends’ Weddings

Jane Alyson of LearnVest — Thu, 23 Aug 2012 16:30:00 -0400

I’m trying to accept my fate: While I love participating in and attending my best friends’ weddings, I just can’t afford it.

My Week Without Phones or Internet (I'm Alive!)

Julieanne — Mon, 02 Jul 2012 11:00:22 -0400

I was mostly just completely, utterly wigged out about not being online for a week. I am that sad.

The Vacation Effect: How Do You Know If You Love A City, or If You Just Love Vacation?

Lesley — Wed, 06 Jun 2012 13:00:51 -0400

Los Angeles, I'm yours.

DISNEY WORLD APOLOGISM: Reclaiming an Imaginary Childhood at the Happiest Place on Earth

Lesley — Fri, 09 Dec 2011 11:00:07 -0500

Some folks go to church to renew their faith in the inherent good of the world, and to gather the strength to carry on. I go to the Magic Kingdom.