Texting - xoJane http://www.xojane.com/list/texting en Wed, 10 Apr 2013 10:00:00 -0400 <![CDATA[FLIRTEXTING: In Which I Seduce Strangers Via Text Because The Internet Told Me To]]>

Flirtexting distinguishes itself from sexting by being, well, lamer. The idea is to constantly let the other person know you are thinking of them without being like “im so wet rit now.”

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<![CDATA[Is it Uncool That I Just Broke Up With My Therapist Via Text?]]>

Sorry! Not sorry.

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<![CDATA[Let Me Prevent Your Child from Getting Teen Pregnant]]>

I will text your teenager for no fee at all. Like all day. Seriously.

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<![CDATA["He's Just Not That Into You" Applies to Friendships, Too]]>

I've started, for the sake of my sanity, simply interpreting "I’m so bad at getting back to people" as "I’m so bad at being a friend right now" ... and letting it go.

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<![CDATA[How to Drunk Text Like a Winner]]>

I sent just the one word, with a question mark after it. At the time, it seemed erotically succinct.

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<![CDATA[I wake up to this and I worry...]]>

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<![CDATA[Extremely Succinct Project Runway Reviews From My Mother: Diva Edition]]>

What have I created?

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http://www.xojane.com/entertainment/extremely-succinct-project-runway-reviews-my-mother-diva-edition http://www.xojane.com/entertainment/extremely-succinct-project-runway-reviews-my-mother-diva-edition Entertainment Fri, 09 Sep 2011 16:00:10 -0400 Emily
<![CDATA[My Boyfriend Is Not Fazed by Sexy Food Texts]]>

I took your advice on how to spice up my text life. Results below.

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<![CDATA[Make Your Life Better With: Motivational Post-Its]]>

It works for me, anyway.

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<![CDATA[Texts from my Mom -- On the Voodoo Sex Ritual Beat]]>

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