Teeth - xoJane http://www.xojane.com/list/teeth en Tue, 30 Apr 2013 14:00:00 -0400 <![CDATA[I've Had Torturous Nightmares for 27 Years (And It's Ruining My Teeth)]]>

I don’t mean dreams in which I lose my job or am broken up with unceremoniously. I mean blood-soaked hellscapes populated by a cast of sadistic and morally disfigured villains.

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]]> http://www.xojane.com/issues/my-chronic-nightmares-are-ruining-my-teeth-other-things http://www.xojane.com/issues/my-chronic-nightmares-are-ruining-my-teeth-other-things Issues Tue, 30 Apr 2013 14:00:00 -0400 Alana M. <![CDATA[I'm Caught In A Web of Tooth Fairy Lies With My Kid]]>

Not to mention Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny and how onions "help make you not die."

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]]> http://www.xojane.com/family/the-lies-i-tell-my-kid http://www.xojane.com/family/the-lies-i-tell-my-kid Family Drama Thu, 11 Oct 2012 16:00:00 -0400 Somer Sherwood <![CDATA[BEWARE, YE SELLERS OF WITCHCRAFT, WIZARDRY, SPELLS AND POTIONS!]]>

The Internet is coming for you. PLUS: Which one of you vixens has sold their underwear online to complete strangers? I COMMAND YOU TO BE HONEST.

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]]> http://www.xojane.com/fun/beware-ye-sellers-witchcraft-wizardry-spells-and-potions http://www.xojane.com/fun/beware-ye-sellers-witchcraft-wizardry-spells-and-potions Fun Thu, 16 Aug 2012 10:00:00 -0400 Alison Freer <![CDATA[I Have a Crush on Messed-Up, Crooked Teeth]]>

Gotye has made me realize that boy howdy do I love me some snaggletooth!

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]]> http://www.xojane.com/sex/gotye-crooked-teeth-sexy http://www.xojane.com/sex/gotye-crooked-teeth-sexy Sex, Sex, Sex ... and Love Mon, 06 Feb 2012 13:05:19 -0500 Jessica <![CDATA[GET GLEAMY-GORGEOUS WHITE TEETH, and why you should never sleep with your dentist]]>

The best part? All of the whitening products I swear by are DRUGSTORE.

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]]> http://www.xojane.com/beauty/best-teeth-whitening-products-drugstore http://www.xojane.com/beauty/best-teeth-whitening-products-drugstore Beauty Tue, 17 Jan 2012 11:00:15 -0500 Cat