Studies - xoJane

Obesity May Be Contagious!

Lesley — Tue, 17 Jul 2012 16:00:24 -0400

And several other reasons why you might want to be my friend.

Fun Fact: Girls Only Like Sports to Impress Boys!

Daisy — Thu, 12 Jul 2012 09:00:18 -0400

Oh, and because we like to ogle the athletes: obvi!

The Case for Food Snobbery

Julieanne — Wed, 23 May 2012 11:30:22 -0400

We NEED people who are pretentious about food, because we also have lazy fat idiots like me who routinely buy six packs of TAB just for their otter-choking potential.

Yo, Science, Enough About "Gaydar" Already

Kate Conway — Mon, 21 May 2012 10:30:28 -0400

To me, studies like these smack of an insidious “gotcha!” mentality. If we can spot Teh Gays at a glance, after all, we can make sure they don’t end up sneaking into our hospitals, church groups or our elementary schools.

Let's Talk About Make-Up Sex

Julieanne — Wed, 09 May 2012 10:00:36 -0400

Ronnie Spector once sang that "The best part of breakin' up / is when we're makin' up," but Ronnie Spector was also married to a guy who used to show her the golden coffin he had custom made for her if she ever tried to leave him.

Why Do Scientists Want Us to Sex Our Friends So Badly?

Julieanne — Tue, 08 May 2012 10:00:21 -0400

Can men and women ever really stop doing studies about whether men and women can be friends? Enough, you sex freaks.

Are you Satisfied with Your Life?

Jessica — Mon, 12 Dec 2011 17:00:09 -0500

If you're a woman living in the US or England, you're probably not as happy as your mom was at your age.

Study Claims That Cleaning Your House After Work Can Kill You! Plus: The Most Lovable Cleaning Product Ever.

Cat — Wed, 25 May 2011 16:02:13 -0400

I mean, there is a baby chick on this thing!!! And it cleans your bathroom! The product, not the chick. Anyway!

MULTIPLE CELEBRITY ABORTION UPDATES! PLUS: Why Wealthy People Abort Girls More Than Poor People Do

Cat — Wed, 25 May 2011 11:32:22 -0400

Guess who has the right to discuss this touchy stuff way openly and casually on the internet? ME. And you.