Secrets - xoJane http://www.xojane.com/list/secrets en Wed, 01 May 2013 13:00:00 -0400 <![CDATA[Trance, Kardashians and Toenail Picking: Guilty Pleasures That I'm Not Sorry About]]>

I am uncool and disgusting.

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]]> http://www.xojane.com/fun/guilty-pleasures-sorry-not-sorry http://www.xojane.com/fun/guilty-pleasures-sorry-not-sorry Fun Wed, 01 May 2013 13:00:00 -0400 Natalie <![CDATA[May My Pancreas Forgive: My Exploration Into The World of “Hidden Menus”]]>

I was told I could get an Apple Pie McFlurry by the internet. I was told I could not get an Apple McFlurry by Diane, my neighborhood McDonald’s cashier.

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]]> http://www.xojane.com/fun/hidden-menu-items http://www.xojane.com/fun/hidden-menu-items Fun Fri, 22 Mar 2013 14:00:00 -0400 Claire Lower <![CDATA[I Hide Food Around The House Because That's Totally Normal]]>

Also featuring a lovely story about wee.

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]]> http://www.xojane.com/issues/i-hide-food-around-the-house-because-thats-totally-normal http://www.xojane.com/issues/i-hide-food-around-the-house-because-thats-totally-normal Issues Tue, 19 Feb 2013 12:00:00 -0500 Natalie <![CDATA[5 Secrets to GLAMOROUS, VAGUELY FRENCH-GIRL-LOOKING Poolside Makeup (no Playboy Grotto Grease Allowed)]]>

Wildly chic summer makeup isn't hard to pull off, but then again, neither is your bikini top. Keep it classy this summer with these beauty tricks.

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]]> http://www.xojane.com/beauty/should-you-wear-makeup-to-the-pool http://www.xojane.com/beauty/should-you-wear-makeup-to-the-pool Beauty Fri, 10 Jun 2011 14:02:12 -0400 Cat