Satire - xoJane

Fat Women Are Destroying Civilization By Failing To Give Men Boners: An Important Social Essay

Lesley — Thu, 02 May 2013 12:00:00 -0400

This is the part where a bunch of dudes hate me for laughing at their non-bonered penises.

WHOA: The Onion Foresaw CNN's Horrific Coverage Of The "Destroyed" Lives Of The Two Young Men Convicted Of Rape in Steubenville

Lesley — Mon, 18 Mar 2013 12:30:00 -0400

The Onion has a message of hope for these poor despondent rapists -- life can still go on after you rape someone, guys!

Lockdown Lifestyle: How To Make Your Child More Comfortable as They Wait To Be Shot

Carolyn Castiglia — Thu, 17 Jan 2013 16:00:00 -0500

This Deluxe Classroom Lockdown Kit has everything your child needs to stay warm, cozy and entertained while a deranged lunatic roams the halls of their school.

Why You Should Go Watch GCB Right Now

s.e. smith — Wed, 04 Apr 2012 18:00:28 -0400

“GCB” is poking fun at upper middle class evangelical Christian culture in Texas, but I think it’s doing so in a fun and self-aware way.

How [Not] To Argue on the Internet

Lesley — Wed, 04 Apr 2012 12:00:24 -0400

Somewhere, somebody is being wrong on the Internet. Here’s how (not) to handle it like a pro.

The New Beauty Product That Proves If It Looks Too Good to Be True, It Probably Is

Lesley — Tue, 17 Jan 2012 18:00:16 -0500

An AMAZING new product promises to ERASE all your so-called imperfections! The only catch? It's fake.