Procrastination - xoJane http://www.xojane.com/list/procrastination en Thu, 29 Nov 2012 13:00:00 -0500 <![CDATA[Bitchin' Dye Jobs Part Deux: Purple Hair, Don't Care Edition]]>

I am such a procrastinating, scatter-brained, spazz woman today. With awesome hair, though.

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Sometimes I go on to underwear sites and make up elaborate personal histories for the models. Just like Mark Twain did.

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Oh, like what you were doing at 4:45 AM this morning was SOOO much more productive!

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