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		<title>Noodles - xoJane</title>
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				<title><![CDATA[I'm on the South Beach Diet And I Would Punch You For A Noodle]]></title>
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    				<p>																	<img src="http://www.xojane.com/files/styles/150_100/public/NOODLE%20Sara%20Benincasa.jpg" style="" width="150"/>
			
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    				<p>Diets are dumb and they don&#039;t work. So why am I on one, exactly?</p>
    				<p><a href="http://www.xojane.com/healthy/i-would-punch-you-for-a-noodle">read more</a></p>
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				<pubDate>Thu, 18 Apr 2013 14:30:00 -0400</pubDate>
				<dc:creator>Sara Benincasa</dc:creator>
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				<title><![CDATA[Who The Hell Is Eating These Noodles?]]></title>
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    				<p>																	<img src="http://www.xojane.com/files/styles/150_100/public/sites/default/files/imagecache/article_full_width/field_image_attachments/article/img_1296_edited-1.jpg" style="" width="150"/>
			
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    				<p>Which one of you is eating shirataki noodles, fermenting beer with vaginal yeast or using the semen cookbook?! </p>
    				<p><a href="http://www.xojane.com/healthy/shirataki-pasta-zero-calories-soy-free-gluten-free">read more</a></p>
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				<pubDate>Tue, 13 Sep 2011 17:00:07 -0400</pubDate>
				<dc:creator>Eve</dc:creator>
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