Lists - xoJane

WTF SELF: 5 Things In My Kitchen I Don't Use And Should Maybe Set On Fire

Rebecca — Mon, 06 May 2013 11:00:00 -0400

In which the following is discussed: murder, the mental anguish of my future children, AND CRISCO.

POTTED PLANTS: And 5 Other Things That Have Triggered My Panic Attacks

Rebecca — Wed, 17 Apr 2013 14:00:00 -0400

Panic attacks aren't fun. But they can be funny.

CAKE CAKE CAKE: 5 Things That Would Be Better If They Were Cake

Rebecca — Tue, 26 Mar 2013 10:00:00 -0400

Although I have it on good authority that pies do not solve everything, I for one have a very seriously challenging time believing it.

5 Ridiculous Things I Have Done To My Face Skin In The Pursuit Of Beauty

Rebecca — Thu, 14 Mar 2013 11:30:00 -0400

I am not proud.

LESLEY'S LIST: Five Little Things Making My Life Bearable Until The Sun Shines Again

Lesley — Fri, 08 Mar 2013 15:30:00 -0500

Books, boots, pretty things to look at -- my tastes are always so predictable.

THE ICE HOTEL IS MINE: 5 Other Places To Start Your Own Novelty Hotel

Rebecca — Thu, 07 Feb 2013 11:30:00 -0500

To hell with moving “upstate” and starting “bed and breakfast.” I was moving to Alaska and starting a hotel. Later on in the day, when I read about those Shetland ponies wearing sweaters, it became absolutely clear that they had to be hired to work in the hotel. Don’t worry - we will make sure they are wearing adequately insulated parkas.

Objectify A Tech Guy Day Is Maybe Not The Best Idea

Rebecca — Thu, 24 Jan 2013 18:00:00 -0500

Do you support the idea of objectifying dudes to prove a point about the evils of objectification?

My Life Is Too Big For A Tiny Purse

Rebecca — Tue, 22 Jan 2013 16:00:00 -0500

Big purses exist because we lead big lives, rife with potential for disaster. I want to face that life prepared.

5 Blondes Who Prove It's Not Always That Fun

Rebecca — Fri, 04 Jan 2013 18:00:00 -0500

Blondes don’t lead naturally charmed lives. Oh sure, we got no ish standing over a subway grate and giggling as our skirts rise, but our souls are dark, our pasts tortured, and our ideologies seriously borked.

The 50 Worst Songs to Have Sex During

Eliot — Thu, 15 Mar 2012 16:00:20 -0400

As we've all been there once or twice or three times, can we at least laugh about it? Maybe a weird, sad laugh, like, "HA! Ha... haaaaaa."

Please Stop Using These Annoying Phrases Before I Am Forced to "Snapped" Murder You

Eliot — Wed, 22 Feb 2012 12:00:14 -0500

16. "Amazeballs"

Five Little Things Keeping Me Going in the Face of Expensive Car Repairs

Lesley — Fri, 06 Jan 2012 14:00:17 -0500

I'm living in a world of citrus-scented make-believe for the foreseeable future.

Don't Hate the NBA's "Most Disliked Players," Hate The Game

Daisy — Mon, 26 Dec 2011 15:00:12 -0500

Making a list. Checking it twice. And then realizing not every list needs to be made.