Lies - xoJane

Here Are All The Lies In My Online Dating Profile

Rebecca — Thu, 11 Apr 2013 15:00:00 -0400

I spent all this time creating a girl I think my dream guy would want to date. It turns out this girl isn’t even someone I’d want to hang out with.

Pinterest Continues To Be a Web of Lies, or, That Time I Almost Set Myself on Fire

Claire Lower — Mon, 18 Mar 2013 13:00:00 -0400

Most of you know how I feel about Pinterest. I don’t know how many of you follow my “I don’t believe you board,” but there have been some doozies.

"If You Pick Your Nose, Your Eyeballs Will Fall Out" And Other Lies To Tell Children

Natalie — Tue, 26 Feb 2013 13:00:00 -0500

My parents seemed to get a lot of their "white lie inspiration" from the book "Struwwelpeter," a nightmarish tome written to scare children into not doing such heinous things as sucking their thumbs.

Your Own Personal Santa: How Did You Find Out About Santa Claus?

Somer Sherwood — Wed, 12 Dec 2012 12:30:00 -0500

It is inevitable that my kid will figure it out -- should I just tell him?

I'm Caught In A Web of Tooth Fairy Lies With My Kid

Somer Sherwood — Thu, 11 Oct 2012 16:00:00 -0400

Not to mention Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny and how onions "help make you not die."

It Happened to Me: I Dated an Escort

Marie Darsigny — Tue, 31 Jul 2012 11:00:24 -0400

I believed her: Some people have rich parents, these things were not mine to worry about, I didn't care, I didn't want to know.

The Lies Girls Tell Each Other About Abortion

Helena — Mon, 14 May 2012 10:00:20 -0400

I didn't have a hang nail removed in 1999. I had an abortion.

The Crazymaking Lie of the New Year's Eve Movie

Diana — Tue, 27 Dec 2011 18:00:14 -0500

I mostly blame Matthew McConaughey for any and all dashed dreams.

Suddenly My Kid Believes in Santa, What Do I Do?

Bassey — Tue, 20 Dec 2011 16:15:55 -0500

How do you teach a 5-year-old that just about every adult he meets is lying to him about this Santa guy?