Julieanne is a terrible person - xoJane http://www.xojane.com/list/julieanne-is-a-terrible-person en Tue, 09 Apr 2013 12:00:00 -0400 <![CDATA[I'm SORRY, OK? I Was An Internet Baby Hater]]>

I don't actually hate your baby! It was just a thing I did for money once.

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]]> http://www.xojane.com/family/i-was-an-internet-baby-hater http://www.xojane.com/family/i-was-an-internet-baby-hater Family Drama Tue, 09 Apr 2013 12:00:00 -0400 Julieanne <![CDATA[Is Lying the Humane Option When Ending a Relationship?]]>

I was using my usual Crock Pot method of dumping: low and slow and passive aggressive until nothing is left but a warm, palatable slurry.

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]]> http://www.xojane.com/relationships/is-lying-the-humane-option-when-ending-a-relationship http://www.xojane.com/relationships/is-lying-the-humane-option-when-ending-a-relationship Relationships Fri, 21 Sep 2012 14:00:00 -0400 Julieanne <![CDATA[Foodstuff of Nightmares: Big Mac Secret Sauce Ranch Dressing]]>

I'm an Alice Cooper song about heart disease.

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]]> http://www.xojane.com/diy/foodstuff-nightmares-lets-make-big-mac-secret-sauce-ranch-dressing http://www.xojane.com/diy/foodstuff-nightmares-lets-make-big-mac-secret-sauce-ranch-dressing DIY Fri, 13 Jul 2012 15:00:26 -0400 Julieanne <![CDATA[Adventures in Craigslist Foot Massage]]>

I'm sorry. I'm a wretched person. But: "mustard."

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]]> http://www.xojane.com/fun/adventures-craigslist-foot-massage http://www.xojane.com/fun/adventures-craigslist-foot-massage Fun Wed, 30 May 2012 10:00:28 -0400 Julieanne