Humor - xoJane

Small Apartment People Problems: My Kitchen Is Next to My Bathroom

Noah — Tue, 03 Apr 2012 10:00:23 -0400

My bath towels smell like shallots.

I Got Over My Fear of 30, And So Can You

Eliot — Wed, 07 Mar 2012 14:00:26 -0500

I’m ready for you, 30. Throw all the Merino wool sweaters and New York Times Real Estate sections you want to at me! You’ll never win!

Let's All Create a Backstory For This Excruciatingly Sad American Apparel Model

Julieanne — Fri, 02 Mar 2012 09:00:17 -0500

Sometimes I go on to underwear sites and make up elaborate personal histories for the models. Just like Mark Twain did.

Hey, What Was the Second Time You Had Sex Like?

Noah — Thu, 01 Mar 2012 13:00:15 -0500

The second time, you were a little more confident, a little more adventurous, and a lot more capable of processing your surroundings and committing them to memory.

On Meeting Your Teen Idol and Confessing Your Love to Him

Giulia — Tue, 28 Feb 2012 14:00:14 -0500

Then an angel, a fallen angel, spoke: “I can get you backstage to meet Poison.”

The Perfect Musical for Girls Without Daddies: Mamma Mia!

Daisy — Fri, 24 Feb 2012 13:00:13 -0500

One girl's (fictional) search for her father made me ruminate on my own. Or lack thereof. Because I'm so lazy!

Take My Penis Enlarger, Please

Julieanne — Tue, 21 Feb 2012 10:00:15 -0500

The first thing you probably want to know is, Hey, Julieanne, why do you have a penis enlarger? Well, I have a question for you: why do you NOT have a penis enlarger?

He Said, She Said: Inspirational Decor Throwdown

ELIOT AND JACKIE — Tue, 03 Jan 2012 18:00:18 -0500

Can you determine which inspirational tchotchkes are real and which ones Jackie and Eliot dreamed up on craft glue?

Time for that Traditional Autumnal Pastime: Photographing Hot Babes with Gigantic Pinecones

Jenny — Wed, 12 Oct 2011 09:00:15 -0400

The story behind (and a rededication to) the "Hot Babes with Giant Pinecones" Flickr group.

Why I Cry When I Talk About Sexism

Emily — Mon, 26 Sep 2011 16:03:06 -0400

Yes, women are funny, and no, I can't talk about it.

I Was 'Raped' And I Joke About It

Rachel — Fri, 01 Apr 2011 15:42:43 -0400

My would-be assailant wore a zebra-print G-string and was scared off by my infected back molar. And that's not supposed to be funny?