Health - xoJane http://www.xojane.com/list/health en Thu, 09 May 2013 13:00:00 -0400 <![CDATA[I’m So Effing Tired of People Telling Me To Use Coconut Oil For EVERYTHING]]>

Is the coconut a wonderful, delicious food delivered to us by god himself? Yes. Can coconut oil cure your genital herpes? Probably not.

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http://www.xojane.com/healthy/im-so-effing-tired-of-coconut-oil http://www.xojane.com/healthy/im-so-effing-tired-of-coconut-oil Healthy Thu, 09 May 2013 13:00:00 -0400 Claire Lower
<![CDATA[MY IRON DEFICIENCY IS RUINING MY RELATIONSHIP! How To Achieve Better Blood Circulation]]>

My hands and feet, like my heart, are ice cold.

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http://www.xojane.com/healthy/my-iron-deficiency-is-ruining-my-relationship-how-to-achieve-better-blood-circulation http://www.xojane.com/healthy/my-iron-deficiency-is-ruining-my-relationship-how-to-achieve-better-blood-circulation Healthy Mon, 29 Apr 2013 11:30:00 -0400 Tynan Sinks
<![CDATA[IGNORE YOUR GAG REFLEX: Two Green Juice Recipes That Are Making My Body Hate Me Slightly Less]]>

Friends, I have drunk the green Kool-Aid. No, not Ecto-Cooler. That's good, too, though.

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http://www.xojane.com/newagey/chard-two-green-juice-recipes-that-make-my-body-hate-me-slightly-less http://www.xojane.com/newagey/chard-two-green-juice-recipes-that-make-my-body-hate-me-slightly-less New Agey Fri, 26 Apr 2013 10:00:00 -0400 Julieanne
<![CDATA[OH, POO: How to Crap When You Can’t (Without Using Laxatives) ]]>

This post may or may not include opiates, a butthole, and a butter knife.

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http://www.xojane.com/healthy/oh-poo-how-to-crap-when-you-cant-without-using-laxatives http://www.xojane.com/healthy/oh-poo-how-to-crap-when-you-cant-without-using-laxatives Healthy Thu, 11 Apr 2013 12:00:00 -0400 Caitlin Thornton
<![CDATA[I Have Too Many Kitchen Toys. Why I Need Them ALL]]>



I have FIVE different kinds of blenders, and a juicer. I have a tofu press, a slow cooker, and a rice cooker.

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http://www.xojane.com/fun/i-have-too-many-kitchen-toys-why-i-need-them-all http://www.xojane.com/fun/i-have-too-many-kitchen-toys-why-i-need-them-all Fun Wed, 10 Apr 2013 12:00:00 -0400 Zoe
<![CDATA[Experiment!]]>

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http://www.xojane.com/janes-phone/image/experiment http://www.xojane.com/janes-phone/image/experiment Jane's Phone Wed, 10 Apr 2013 11:28:00 -0400 Jane
<![CDATA[I’ve Been Single For Seven Years And I Can't Figure Out Why]]>

I’m trying to figure out why I’ve been alone this long, because I’m kind of sick of it. (And everyone at xoJane is sick of hearing about it.)

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http://www.xojane.com/relationships/ive-been-single-for-seven-years http://www.xojane.com/relationships/ive-been-single-for-seven-years Relationships Thu, 07 Mar 2013 14:00:00 -0500 Marci
<![CDATA[ELEVATOR SHAMING and Ableism: Why Pro-Stairs Health Campaigns Kind Of Suck]]>

I am TOTALLY trying to make "elevator shaming" happen, you guys. This is going to be the next big shameful thing.

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http://www.xojane.com/issues/elevator-shaming-why-pro-stairs-health-campaigns-kind-of-suck http://www.xojane.com/issues/elevator-shaming-why-pro-stairs-health-campaigns-kind-of-suck Issues Fri, 01 Mar 2013 13:00:00 -0500 Lesley
<![CDATA[Eight Reasons You Should be Psyched To Get Your Period]]>

I have menstruating on the brain, friends!

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http://www.xojane.com/newagey/eight-reasons-you-should-be-psyched-to-get-your-period http://www.xojane.com/newagey/eight-reasons-you-should-be-psyched-to-get-your-period New Agey Fri, 11 Jan 2013 10:00:00 -0500 Julieanne
<![CDATA["Dieting" And "Eating Healthy" Are Not Interchangeable Terms]]>

One piece of red velvet cake is 14 points. See you at dinner, real food!

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http://www.xojane.com/healthy/dieting-and-eating-healthy-are-not-interchangeable-terms http://www.xojane.com/healthy/dieting-and-eating-healthy-are-not-interchangeable-terms Healthy Fri, 04 Jan 2013 15:00:00 -0500 Emily
<![CDATA[My Life Right Now: Hibernation, Medication And Beautification]]>

I want to crawl into a hole for the winter and emerge looking pretty just in time for spring.

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http://www.xojane.com/beauty/my-life-right-now-hibernation-medication-beautification http://www.xojane.com/beauty/my-life-right-now-hibernation-medication-beautification Beauty Thu, 08 Nov 2012 13:00:00 -0500 Hannah
<![CDATA[Get Turned Off: Using Electronic Devices Before Bed Disrupts Your Sleep]]>

These study findings are really just confirming the obvious, but they’re also highlighting a growing social problem; a lot of adults are using electronic devices because they need to, and their ill health is the tradeoff they must make in order to stay employed and stay competitive with people in their field.

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http://www.xojane.com/tech/get-turned-off-using-electronic-devices-before-bed-disrupts-your-sleep http://www.xojane.com/tech/get-turned-off-using-electronic-devices-before-bed-disrupts-your-sleep Tech Wed, 12 Sep 2012 13:30:00 -0400 s.e. smith
<![CDATA[For F*#$'s Sake, Fat People Need To Go To The Doctor Too]]>

As you might know, I am fat. I also deserve health care.

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http://www.xojane.com/healthy/for-fs-sake-fat-people-need-to-go-to-the-doctor-too http://www.xojane.com/healthy/for-fs-sake-fat-people-need-to-go-to-the-doctor-too Healthy Tue, 28 Aug 2012 16:00:00 -0400 Marianne
<![CDATA[It Happened to Me: My Vagina Said No To Sex ]]>

Vaginismus -- or, as I like to call it, “lady zip” -- is no joke, but you know what it IS? Really bloody common and really bloody treatable.

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http://www.xojane.com/it-happened-to-me/it-happened-me-my-vagina-said-no-sex http://www.xojane.com/it-happened-to-me/it-happened-me-my-vagina-said-no-sex It Happened To Me Fri, 17 Aug 2012 17:00:16 -0400 Anonymous
<![CDATA[My Amazing Skin-Saving Smoothie Recipe]]>

Or The Green Beautifier, as I like to call it.

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http://www.xojane.com/healthy/my-amazing-skin-saving-smoothie-recipe http://www.xojane.com/healthy/my-amazing-skin-saving-smoothie-recipe Healthy Wed, 01 Aug 2012 13:30:16 -0400 Camila-Catalina Fernandez
<![CDATA[New Diet Book Promises You Will "Get Skinnier Than All Your Friends"]]>

OMG! It's another fad diet!

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http://www.xojane.com/healthy/new-diet-book-promises-you-will-get-skinnier-all-your-friends http://www.xojane.com/healthy/new-diet-book-promises-you-will-get-skinnier-all-your-friends Healthy Thu, 19 Jul 2012 10:00:21 -0400 Somer Sherwood
<![CDATA[SURPRISE: New Study Finds That Being Fat Does Not Make You More Likely to Die]]>

Also, underweight people have higher mortality rates than severely obese people. Astonished yet?

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http://www.xojane.com/issues/new-study-finds-being-fat-alone-does-not-make-you-more-likely-die http://www.xojane.com/issues/new-study-finds-being-fat-alone-does-not-make-you-more-likely-die Issues Wed, 11 Jul 2012 15:00:29 -0400 Lesley
<![CDATA[Personal Trainer Eats 20,000 Calorie-Per-Day Diet to "Better Understand" His Fat Clients]]>

I'll be right back, I just need to finish my breakfast, which is apparently a donut the size of an SUV. I FEEL SO UNDERSTOOD.

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http://www.xojane.com/healthy/personal-trainer-eats-20000-calorie-day-diet-better-understand-his-fat-clients http://www.xojane.com/healthy/personal-trainer-eats-20000-calorie-day-diet-better-understand-his-fat-clients Healthy Wed, 30 May 2012 13:00:20 -0400 Lesley
<![CDATA[Who Cares When a Skinny Bitch Gains Weight? ]]>

Thin people aren't immune to feeling fat.

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http://www.xojane.com/healthy/why-i-fat-talk http://www.xojane.com/healthy/why-i-fat-talk Healthy Tue, 29 May 2012 09:00:23 -0400 Julie
<![CDATA[No, I Can't Spend the Night, Because My Snoring Is Ruining My Love Life]]>

I don't always snore, I'm told, but when I do, I sound like I'm trying to dislodge a sock from my deep within my lungs over AM radio.

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http://www.xojane.com/sex/i-wont-sleep-over-because-i-snore-old-man http://www.xojane.com/sex/i-wont-sleep-over-because-i-snore-old-man Sex, Sex, Sex ... and Love Thu, 19 Jan 2012 10:00:11 -0500 Julieanne