Facials - xoJane

5 Ridiculous Things I Have Done To My Face Skin In The Pursuit Of Beauty

Rebecca — Thu, 14 Mar 2013 11:30:00 -0400

I am not proud.

It Happened To Me Contest Entry: I'd Rather Be Lonely Than Receive a "Facial"

IHTM CONTESTANT — Mon, 04 Feb 2013 10:00:00 -0500

As I laid there in a pool of sticky gunk, I was sure I could not feel any more defiled and violated. I was wrong.

After A Decade Of Bragging About Having Perfect Skin, The Acne Gods Got Me Real Good

Michelle King — Mon, 15 Oct 2012 11:00:00 -0400

Back in high school, when everyone’s skin was freakin’ out real bad, I would respond to my friends' complaints about their acne by telling them, “I don’t know what you’re talking about," because, “I’ve never had a pimple.” What. A. Dick.

I'm Still Depressed and Might Be Homeless But Giving Advice and Getting a Killer Facial Is Helping

Mandy — Mon, 08 Oct 2012 09:00:00 -0400

Are you sick of my depression? I sure am! Know something that helps? Facials that make you look all pretty.

Why I Like Facials (The Dirty Kind)

Emily — Tue, 28 Aug 2012 14:00:00 -0400

My orgasms are a politics-free zone.

The Sorry Tale of How I Started Using Facials as a Substitute for Real-Life Physical Contact

Rebecca Holman — Wed, 16 May 2012 10:00:20 -0400

This story really is as sad as it sounds.

THE ADULT ACNE DIARIES: 3 Non-Prescription Things That Actually Really Really Work

Cat — Fri, 24 Jun 2011 10:02:12 -0400

I don't officially encourage you to skip dermatologist appointments or anything, but duh, I do totally have acne solutions for when you want to.

YES, I WENT THERE: The Menstrual Blood Facial

Cat — Tue, 21 Jun 2011 10:02:20 -0400

Oh, come on, ladies -- it's clean! Yes, period blood is produced by our own bodies -- which is why it's so suprisingly awesome for skin. Read on.

I'll Try Anything Once -- Lifting Breast Facial

Emily — Mon, 23 May 2011 16:06:59 -0400

"A silk milk lotion cleansing, light scrub, exfoliate and tone the skin. The pectoralis major and pectoralis minor are massaged, excess lymph fluid is drained, make breasts firm. A mask and a cream are applied."

I'll Try Anything Once: The Pepto Bismol Facial

Cat — Fri, 13 May 2011 09:40:11 -0400

Will slathering my face with anti-diarrheal medicine make my skin prettier? Ugh, it better.