Emergencies - xoJane http://www.xojane.com/list/emergencies en Mon, 17 Sep 2012 18:00:00 -0400 <![CDATA[My Apartment Complex Was on Fire And I Grabbed Nothing]]>

Last night my apartment building almost burned to the ground. Well, not really, but it got me to thinking.

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]]> http://www.xojane.com/fun/my-apartment-complex-was-on-fire-and-i-grabbed-nothing http://www.xojane.com/fun/my-apartment-complex-was-on-fire-and-i-grabbed-nothing Fun Mon, 17 Sep 2012 18:00:00 -0400 Helena <![CDATA["Did Somebody Hit You?": My Week With Two Black Eyes ]]>

Oh Christ, I realized. Everyone’s going to think I’m a victim of domestic violence.

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]]> http://www.xojane.com/issues/my-week-two-black-eyes http://www.xojane.com/issues/my-week-two-black-eyes Issues Thu, 02 Aug 2012 16:00:19 -0400 Molly K <![CDATA[Apocalypse Brow! This Lady Just Waxed the S**t Out Of My Eyebrows]]>

Something bad just happened at the local nail salon, ya'll.

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]]> http://www.xojane.com/beauty/eyebrows-waxed-too-thin http://www.xojane.com/beauty/eyebrows-waxed-too-thin Beauty Tue, 06 Sep 2011 16:00:08 -0400 Emily