Drunk - xoJane

It Happened To Me: I Was In A "Girls Gone Wild" Video

Anonymous — Mon, 13 May 2013 11:00:00 -0400

I was 18, it was Mardi Gras, and I'd never heard of Joe Francis, a man with the moral constitution of a bowel movement.

The First Time You Ever Got Drunk: xoJane Edition

s.e. smith — Wed, 24 Apr 2013 13:00:00 -0400

Which xoJaner got drunk on vanilla extract? Which one sat on a couch downing SKYY and cranberry juice while watching "Titanic"? Who ended up with a shorn head? CLICK TO FIND OUT!

SO YOU DRUNKENLY RUINED YOUR HAIRCUT: The Perfect Product To Disguise Outgrown Roots, Thinning Hair, And Your Drinking Problem.

Tynan Sinks — Wed, 03 Apr 2013 13:00:00 -0400

Staring my reflection, I saw that there was a large, rectangular bald spot on the left side of my enormous head. Awesome.

Getting Drunk Off Grape Juice and Other Signs of the Apocalypse or Aging

Helena — Thu, 14 Mar 2013 12:30:00 -0400

I swapped out wine for grape juice with disastrous (OK, just surprising) results.

Why Was Getting Drunk Ever Fun?

Helena — Thu, 27 Dec 2012 11:30:00 -0500

On Christmas morning, I drank one too many mimosas and it was not merry.

FIND IT FRIDAY: St. Patrick's Day Green For Sophisticated Ladies

Julie — Fri, 16 Mar 2012 17:00:20 -0400

Plus, Madeline and I are speaking bad Franglais today; deal with it.