Dogs - xoJane

I'm About To Adopt A Dog, But What Kind Of Dog Should I Get?

Sara Benincasa — Fri, 26 Apr 2013 13:30:00 -0400

I do not want a breed that sheds a lot. I do not want a breed that has inherent problems like fragile legs (leaving out my favorite breed, the Italian greyhound) or breathing problems (goodbye, pugs.)

How Not To Be A Dick To Your Dog

Sam — Mon, 01 Apr 2013 09:00:00 -0400

There's some real good trash over there. You should probably let me eat it.

Decorate Your Place With Plants Without Killing Your Pet

Somer Sherwood — Thu, 14 Mar 2013 10:30:00 -0400

Plants that won't hurt your pet -- for maximum drama and minimal poison.

I'd Rather Snuggle With My Cat Than A Girlfriend; Sorry I'm Not Sorry

Kate Conway — Fri, 08 Mar 2013 14:30:00 -0500

Even hard-hearted jerkwads like yours truly need a little physical affection sometimes. (From our cats.)

Make Your Own Dog Treats, Now With More Chicken Hearts!

Claire Lower — Fri, 08 Mar 2013 11:30:00 -0500

I’ve had people tell me that eating raw chicken makes their dog really happy, but you know what else makes them really happy? Eating used sanitary pads.

I'm Highly Considering Dropping a C-Note On Miles' New Dog Bed

Helena — Wed, 06 Mar 2013 16:00:00 -0500

I never considered myself one of "those" dog owners, but, let's face it, I so am.

Margaret Cho On How To Make Your Dog Look Like A Rock Star

Margaret Cho — Thu, 28 Feb 2013 13:30:00 -0500

Every once in awhile, my dogs will pose for pictures, and if I am very quick about it, then they may allow for an easily put on accessory or even a full costume.

My Dog is in the Office and It's Bringing Out the Best in Everyone! And Then There's Madeline

Mandy — Wed, 13 Feb 2013 10:30:00 -0500

Behold, it's a 60-lb pitbull wandering around the offices of xoJane, inspiring beautiful Madeline to talk like a damned baby.

I Let My Dog Pick My Boyfriends

Yvette Schmitter of Dogster — Fri, 01 Feb 2013 16:00:00 -0500

From now on, all men must pass Chance's sniff test --and the results have been resoundingly spot on.

I Neutered My Sweet Loving Dog, And It Made Me Realize I Love Him So Much I Can Hardly Stand It

Mandy — Wed, 19 Dec 2012 14:00:00 -0500

I took my rescue pitbull back to the shelter where I saved him from so they could do the required neutering now that he is healthy enough -- and I think I suffered more separation anxiety than he did.

THERE'S FOOD ON YOUR CAT: Natural Hippie Remedies For What Ails Your Pet

Louise Hung — Wed, 12 Dec 2012 16:00:00 -0500

I'm going to get all Crazy Cat Lady on your ass for a moment so just be cool.

Getting Pregnant With Michelle Tea: Should Dashiell and I Get ELF SPERM?

Michelle Tea — Tue, 11 Dec 2012 11:30:00 -0500

Does it seem like I am trying to genetically manipulate myself a strikingly beautiful baby? Because I am. Is that creepy or what?

Would You Guys Help Me Be a Better Dog Owner? Plus Things I've Learned So Far

Mandy — Thu, 06 Dec 2012 15:00:00 -0500

I've owned my rescued pit bull Samsung (Sam, if you're nasty!) for less than a week, but, man, oh, man, is there a lot to learn. Help?

I Adopted a Dog In Its Final Hours on "Death Row," and It Might Be the Best Decision I've Ever Made

Mandy — Mon, 03 Dec 2012 13:00:00 -0500

When I decided to get a pup for my new pet-friendly apartment, little did I know I would be racing against the clock to save a sick doggie's life.

If You Don't Love Dogs, We Can Never Get Married

Kate Conway — Mon, 10 Sep 2012 09:00:00 -0400

If you have the gene that makes you love dogs, I want you to put it in me. Otherwise, we're gonna have trouble.

My Dog is a Cockblock

Jo Lammert — Thu, 06 Sep 2012 09:00:00 -0400

I am cursed now with a cockblock dog whom I love dearly and would never take out of my life, which, needless to say, makes dating guys difficult.

Reflections on Leaving a Magical Place of Healing and Dogs to Work for xoJane

Mandy — Tue, 28 Aug 2012 09:00:00 -0400

Are you considering living at home with your parents and their dogs to sort through childhood issues? I highly recommend it.

Does Your Dog Watch You Pee?

Helena — Fri, 17 Aug 2012 10:30:53 -0400

Miles can't get enough of lounging in the loo.

My Dog Is More Time Consuming Than My Baby

Jennifer_1 — Thu, 26 Jul 2012 14:09:38 -0400

Just to give you an idea of what I’m dealing with, as I sat down to write this my dog threw up. Twice. Then my daughter wiped his dribbling saliva and put it in her mouth. Welcome to my life...

Jimbo, Rufus, Miles and Balloon: How Did Your Pet Get Its Name?

Lesley — Mon, 16 Apr 2012 12:00:26 -0400

FATTY MCBUTTERPANTS, you guys.