Butts - xoJane

Help Me Get Over This Admittedly Absurd Bit Of Body Insecurity: I Have a "Banana Roll"

Emily Rodriguez — Wed, 08 May 2013 18:00:00 -0400

No, it's not a delicious pastry; it's a little roll of fat under my right butt cheek.

I Don't Understand Why People Are Obsessed With Butts

Sara Benincasa — Fri, 03 May 2013 10:00:00 -0400

What is so sexy about the butt?

WHY Do I Keep Trying To Follow These Fashion Trends? The Latest: OVERALLS.

Rebecca — Tue, 09 Apr 2013 18:00:00 -0400

All it takes is one Fez-wearing sage like Andre Leon Talley and I’m standing in a department store trying to convince all of my friends that no, leather pasties ARE TOTALLY OF THE MOMENT AND APPROPRIATE FOR WORK.

It Happened to Me: I (Accidentally!) Named My Online Dating Profile Tossed Salad

Rachel Heller — Mon, 08 Apr 2013 13:00:00 -0400

Men were bombarding me with lewd advances for a reason: I had told them all my butt was open for business.

Help Me Solve My Coinslot Problem

Kate Conway — Mon, 28 Jan 2013 12:00:00 -0500

My pants have a tendency to slide down and give me epic plumber's crack. Thanks a lot, Snowplow Ass.

Today in Butt Problemz: I Have a Hemorrhoid

Lindsey Wahowiak — Tue, 18 Dec 2012 17:00:00 -0500

More than half the American population will develop the “varicose veins of the anus and rectum” at some point in their lives. You, too, will one day likely be the bearer of an itchy, distended piece of flesh poking out of your butthole.

So... Should I Be Eating More Ass?

Julieanne — Mon, 20 Aug 2012 10:00:00 -0400

Is treating a man's b-side like an everlasting gobstopper really the surefire way to win his heart? And furthermore: do you guys do it?

Every Month Is Anal Sex Month With These Simple TIps

Emily — Fri, 10 Aug 2012 16:00:18 -0400

Say it with me: Reluctant anal is bad anal.

I'll Try Anything Once: Booty Spanx

Emily — Thu, 22 Sep 2011 15:00:33 -0400

As a lover of ridiculously proportioned women, I always want MORE PUMPS IN THE BUMPS.