Breasts - xoJane

It Happened to Me: My Sister Had A Double Mastectomy Too, But She Died of Breast Cancer Anyway

Kelli — Wed, 15 May 2013 15:00:00 -0400

In her op-ed, Angelina wrote: “I can tell my children that they don’t need to fear they will lose me to breast cancer." Unfortunately, I know that's not true.

I Cannot Find A Bra That Fits To Save My Life

Kate Conway — Fri, 03 May 2013 11:00:00 -0400

I have been sized by so many salespeople that I feel I may never trust again.

Let’s Talk Tits: Should I Mow My Boobs Down Or Stick With My Swing Low, Sweet Chariots?

India-Jewel — Fri, 19 Apr 2013 11:00:00 -0400

Now what’s beef? Beef is when a bitch’s titties looking like they sleep. –Trina (One of her illest lyrics!)

It Happened To Me: I Had A Preventative Double Mastectomy

Sara Tenenbein — Wed, 23 Jan 2013 16:00:00 -0500

We all have something in our genetics that makes us susceptible to some sort of illness. Maybe it’s cancer, maybe it’s diabetes, maybe it’s thyroid issues. I am lucky and unlucky that I know what my time bomb is.

It Happened to Me: I'm A Feminist With Fake T*ts

Anonymous — Mon, 12 Nov 2012 15:00:00 -0500

Silicone DDs in the same body with a brain that produces legitimate, well-reasoned criticisms of the patriarchy is kind of a hard sell, and I get it.

I Love Big Old Droopy Boobs!

Emily — Thu, 11 Oct 2012 16:55:00 -0400

No one had ever told me that breasts, especially large, heavy ones, are meant to dangle, that they don't grow straight out from your chest at a 90-degree angle and then hover there in a state of readiness for a teen sex comedy reveal.

SCIENCE SAYS: Men Like Big Breasts Because Women Like Feeling Maternal

Kate Conway — Thu, 27 Sep 2012 13:00:00 -0400

Freud would be so proud.

How To Pamper Your Boobs

Bren Lee Gomez — Wed, 29 Aug 2012 10:00:00 -0400

Just as India Jewel-Jackson lavishes her ass with TLC, my boobs demand luxury treatment.

When the Boobs Belong to the Baby

Somer Sherwood — Thu, 16 Aug 2012 09:00:19 -0400

About that time I squirted my son's father in the eye with a fountain of breast milk.

So What if Plastic Surgery Means More Sex?

Julie — Thu, 31 May 2012 14:00:22 -0400

I received an email yesterday about "a very sad study" by bestplasticsurgeryguide.com suggesting that "women feel more confident in bed after undergoing breast enlargements."

I Just Had a Mammogram, and It Wasn't Scary at All!

Somer Sherwood — Thu, 24 May 2012 12:30:24 -0400

There’s nothing like getting your boobs squished between two plastic paddles to really get the blood flowing in the morning.

Are Your Areolae the "Wrong" Size?

Somer Sherwood — Mon, 21 May 2012 15:00:21 -0400

I guess some people never found their stepdad's cache of 1970s porn.

It Happened to Me: I Had My Third (And Fourth) Nipple Removed

Caroline P. — Thu, 16 Feb 2012 10:08:39 -0500

I was fortunate enough to have four nipples. Granted the third and fourth were a good three inches below my primaries, and they were small. But I didn’t like them.

I'll Try Anything Once: Breast Tattoos!

Emily — Mon, 30 Jan 2012 14:00:26 -0500

Here is how the thought process for today's article unfolded: I don't know what to write about. I could always write about boobs. But what about boobs?

Let's Talk Bumpy Nipples

Emily — Thu, 20 Oct 2011 16:00:13 -0400

I am continually shocked by the fact that there is no female body part too small or obscure to be scrutinized for attractiveness.

Are You a Good Boobs Owner?

Liz — Fri, 22 Jul 2011 09:02:22 -0400

Some friends and I discovered we probably are not.

My Day of Boobie-Fondling With Our Panache Contest Winner

Emily — Thu, 14 Jul 2011 14:02:09 -0400

Me and Valeria get our tas out in the name of better-fitting bras, and my lingering questions about Barbie sex.

Harassing My Gynecologist: "Sometimes I Lactate A Little..."

Emily — Thu, 16 Jun 2011 10:02:08 -0400

I'm kind of a hypochondriac when it come to my lady bits. Luckily, my gynecologist knows everything (and lets me call her all the time).

People Aren't Asking Enough Questions about Christina Hendricks' Breasts

Emily — Thu, 26 May 2011 11:02:15 -0400

Like: Are they sent here to destroy us?