Boobs - xoJane

I Have the BRCA Mutations, But Unlike Angelina Jolie, I Can't Afford a Preventative Mastectomy

s.e. smith — Tue, 14 May 2013 13:00:00 -0400

For now, all I can do is hang my hopes on the slim percentage that I won’t get breast cancer, knowing that if a tumor develops, it’s not like I can afford to treat that either.

Barbie Made Me Feel Embarrassed To Have Nipples

Marci — Mon, 13 May 2013 12:00:00 -0400

She may condition little girls to question their measurements, but I was more concerned with not having nipple-less breasts like hers.

It Happened To Me: I Was In A "Girls Gone Wild" Video

Anonymous — Mon, 13 May 2013 11:00:00 -0400

I was 18, it was Mardi Gras, and I'd never heard of Joe Francis, a man with the moral constitution of a bowel movement.

I Cannot Find A Bra That Fits To Save My Life

Kate Conway — Fri, 03 May 2013 11:00:00 -0400

I have been sized by so many salespeople that I feel I may never trust again.

RACK TALK: My Boobs Aren't Allowed In The Office, But That Dude's Calf Is?

Rebecca — Wed, 01 May 2013 13:30:00 -0400

My boobs were never welcomed in any workplace in corporate America.

It Happened To Me Contest Entry: I Rode My Bike Topless To Shed Body Issues

IHTM CONTESTANT — Thu, 24 Jan 2013 15:30:00 -0500

I had this idea that most bodies, no matter how curvy, are flat and perfect underneath clothing, when really it was an illusion my mind created to make me believe my body was uniquely disfigured.

It Happened To Me: I Had A Breast Reduction, But My Boobs Grew Back

Kara Baskin — Thu, 27 Dec 2012 12:00:00 -0500

At first I noticed little things -- my cup size B Victoria’s Secret bra looked a bit obscene, my button-down shirts kept popping open at the chest. Then my nipples stretched and expanded until they looked like enormous pink flying saucers.

How To Pamper Your Boobs

Bren Lee Gomez — Wed, 29 Aug 2012 10:00:00 -0400

Just as India Jewel-Jackson lavishes her ass with TLC, my boobs demand luxury treatment.

A Tale of Two T@#$ies: How I DIsguise My Mismatched Set

Sarah — Thu, 23 Aug 2012 16:00:00 -0400

While my right breast had developed into a full, rounded, cleavable C cup, my left breast had grown into a pert little teardrop-shaped mound, sitting inches higher than her partner.

When the Boobs Belong to the Baby

Somer Sherwood — Thu, 16 Aug 2012 09:00:19 -0400

About that time I squirted my son's father in the eye with a fountain of breast milk.

Why I Don't Regret My Career As A Boob-Peddler

Danielle of xoJane UK — Tue, 14 Aug 2012 18:00:00 -0400

When people discover where I work, they often ask “Would you let your daughter become a topless model?"

Sometimes the Funbags Aren't So Fun: How to Prevent Bra Chafing and Skin Tags

Kristin Booker — Fri, 10 Aug 2012 11:30:18 -0400

Yeast infections! They're not just for vaginas anymore!

Tits Ahoy! Why I Love Being Semi-Naked in Public

Kate Conway — Thu, 12 Jul 2012 10:00:33 -0400

I just want my swimsuit-bits to get a little sunshine, okay?

Boob Forum: Showing Your Boobs to People

Emily — Fri, 29 Jun 2012 17:00:22 -0400

When was the last time you showed your boobs to someone while not in the act of sexing? Did it involve alcohol?

Boob Forum: I'm Not Wearing a Bra Today!

Emily — Wed, 20 Jun 2012 16:00:26 -0400

Bralessness is like a good bargain -- I just can't keep my mouth shut about it!

Why This Ad Guy Isn't Impressed With "Boobvertising"

Allan Mott — Fri, 15 Jun 2012 12:22:08 -0400

In my experience, the only thing boobs make you want to buy are more boobs.

Boobs, A Love/Hate Story

Somer Sherwood — Fri, 01 Jun 2012 16:00:28 -0400

From fourth grade on, I looked like I was about 25 years old.

My Six Months as a Dirty Boob-Swinging Derelict

Tracie Egan Morrissey of Jezebel — Tue, 10 Apr 2012 11:00:21 -0400

I don't think I had a stitch of clothing on the upper portion of my body for the first few weeks that I was home from the hospital. It also happened to be the time when we had a never-ending flow of company. I did not give a shit.

The TIme I Went Fruitarian, And Then Never Mentioned Diets Again

Julieanne — Fri, 06 Apr 2012 13:00:20 -0400

I promise never to talk about diets again, but I don't think that I'm the only one of us who lives like this.

Ask Eric: How to Wear the Maxi Dress Trend if Your Boobs Get in the Way

Eric — Wed, 21 Mar 2012 16:34:46 -0400

Becca's got DDs and mark my words, she'll be gallivanting about in a maxi dress this summer.