Bacon - xoJane http://www.xojane.com/list/bacon en Fri, 15 Mar 2013 14:00:00 -0400 <![CDATA[I Continue Be Super Gross and Put Weird Things In My Body: Cocktail Edition]]>

For those of you following along at home, it should be pretty apparent by now that I will eat/drink anything for attention and/or love.

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]]> http://www.xojane.com/fun/i-continue-be-super-gross-and-put-weird-things-in-my-body-cocktail-edition http://www.xojane.com/fun/i-continue-be-super-gross-and-put-weird-things-in-my-body-cocktail-edition Fun Fri, 15 Mar 2013 14:00:00 -0400 Claire Lower <![CDATA[It Happened To Me Contest Entry: I Was A Human Bacon Buffet Table]]>

Over the years, I have obtained bacon-flavored lip-gloss, bacon imprinted band-aids, bacon salt, bacon-flavored popcorn, a talking plush bacon, and bacon toothpaste. It was probably just inevitable that I'd eventually become a naked bacon buffet table.

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]]> http://www.xojane.com/it-happened-to-me/it-happened-to-me-contest-entry-i-was-a-human-bacon-buffet-table http://www.xojane.com/it-happened-to-me/it-happened-to-me-contest-entry-i-was-a-human-bacon-buffet-table It Happened To Me Wed, 06 Feb 2013 11:30:00 -0500 IHTM CONTESTANT