Wendy Heisler - xoJane

It Happened To Me: Meningitis! Or, The Time I Became Mr. Burns

Wendy Heisler — Tue, 03 Apr 2012 11:00:26 -0400

We may have the brains to invent the wheel, but at the end of the day we're just water and soft tissue; sometimes all it takes is a stranger to sneeze in your direction to screw it all up.

My Boston Boyfriend, And Other Novelty Types I Intend to Check Off My Sex List

Wendy Heisler — Thu, 29 Mar 2012 14:00:41 -0400

Even if we don't admit it, mama's got a secret checklist. Like, maybe one day you wanna make out with a guy who looks like a hobo, or do-si-do with Grizzly Adams, or join the slutty best friends club with a redhead.

It Happened to Me: I Sailed Across the Atlantic Ocean

Wendy Heisler — Mon, 26 Mar 2012 07:56:42 -0400

The last time I learned something completely new was that First Aid course in '05, when I nearly killed the CPR dummy. So with the advent of this sudden crash course in pirate, my noggin was all, "UNSUBSCRIBE."