Skipper Jones - xoJane

Fighting About the Jodi Arias Trial With My Mom Led Me to Seek an Official Asperger’s Diagnosis

Skipper Jones — Wed, 08 May 2013 16:51:00 -0400

These fleeting courtroom obsessions have happened before, from OJ Simpson to Casey Anthony, and I never became passionately argumentative or opinionated about any of them. But this time I did.

Strip Club Science: DECISIONS, DECISIONS: KNOW YOUR MARKET

Skipper Jones — Fri, 21 Sep 2012 16:00:00 -0400

Trust your Stripperstition -- it may be a subconscious form of pattern recognition lurking underneath the flashy sensory overload that works to enhance your Stripper Avatar.

Strip Club Science: Stripper Beauty Secrets

Skipper Jones — Tue, 11 Sep 2012 15:30:00 -0400

This post is dedicated to the most bizarre and effective beauty secrets I picked up during my time in the club.

Strip Club Science: Anatomy of a Hustle

Skipper Jones — Tue, 04 Sep 2012 18:00:00 -0400

Money is being held hostage in wallets. Like most of the men in the bar, it’s scared and lonely and you need to rescue it.

Strip Club Science: Stripper Street Justice

Skipper Jones — Tue, 14 Aug 2012 13:30:16 -0400

While you’re traipsing around the club stoked/amazed by the newfound monetization potential of your genitals, be warned -- landmines are everywhere.

Strip Club Science: Stripper Jedi

Skipper Jones — Tue, 07 Aug 2012 12:00:19 -0400

Unlike most newbie dancers, I did not improve for a freakishly long time.