Sarah Woolley - xoJane

Why I Wince Through Hollywood Sex Scenes and Not Porn

Sarah Woolley — Thu, 05 Jul 2012 10:00:23 -0400

I don’t want to read about another crying actress attached to a fake penis.

GIN MANICURE O’CLOCK: How to Do Your Nails With a Cocktail and a Job Seeker Form

Sarah Woolley — Tue, 03 Jul 2012 18:00:28 -0400

Since gin is in my blood I will forgive it for the times that it has induced me to write out the lyrics of the Dawson’s Creek theme in ill-advised messages to men. And now, with this manicure, you too will have something to admire when your thumbs drink and dial.

Why Your Hymen Isn't Going Anywhere

Sarah Woolley — Fri, 20 Apr 2012 11:00:27 -0400

You’ve got a better chance of figuring out if someone’s had sex or not by looking at their knees.

I'm Cool With Plastic Surgery...Unless I Know You

Sarah Woolley — Wed, 08 Feb 2012 13:00:22 -0500

When a friend started talking about getting a nose job, I felt like a hypocrite. Despite all my championing of choices, I wanted to talk her out of it.