Rebecca Santiago - xoJane

Has A Fantasy Ever Ruined Your Relationship? (AHEM, THREESOMES)

Rebecca Santiago — Mon, 18 Mar 2013 12:00:00 -0400

The hot second you indicate to a dude that you think threesomes are sexy and might, in the absolute RIGHTEST of right circumstances, be open to maybe sort of VAGUELY considering having one or something like one, they will never, ever shut up about it.

I’m Conflict-Avoidant And So Is My Boyfriend (And It’s Cool, So Please Don’t, Like, Yell At Us About It, OK?)

Rebecca Santiago — Wed, 13 Mar 2013 14:30:00 -0400

Yes, it is a little atypical that my boyfriend and I don’t fight, but things have been working out so far, right?

Have You Ever Watched Porn With Your S.O.? It’s Logistically Difficult, No?

Rebecca Santiago — Wed, 06 Mar 2013 09:00:00 -0500

I’m busy trying to fix my face into an expression that could read as either horny or wary, because if he likes it, I don’t want to make him feel gross about it, and if he doesn’t, I don’t want him to think I’m into it, god, no.

What's The Most Outlandish Thing You've Ever Done To Ditch A Dick At A Bar?

Rebecca Santiago — Mon, 04 Mar 2013 13:00:00 -0500

Guys at bars are disgusting at least 70% of the time, right?

My Boyfriend Has Three Kitchen Sponges And My Hamper Is Developing An Ecosystem. Doomed?

Rebecca Santiago — Tue, 26 Feb 2013 15:30:00 -0500

My boyfriend had 3 kitchen sponges and my hamper Is developing an ecosystem. Doomed?

“Why Is My Vibrator In The Kitchen?” And Other Housemate-Induced Rage Blackouts

Rebecca Santiago — Tue, 19 Feb 2013 14:00:00 -0500

It is not until you find your vulva’s second-favorite buddy in a shared space, where you blatantly DID NOT LEAVE IT that you realize life hasn’t prepared you for such a moment.

No, My Ex Has, In Fact, NOT Come Out Yet: I'm Attracted To Metro Men

Rebecca Santiago — Mon, 11 Feb 2013 14:00:00 -0500

I tend to go for pretty-ish guys who dress nicely and, inevitably, possess characteristics considered effeminate by my friends.

SPREAD ’EM FOR THE CAMERA! Or, A Less Gross Way To Say Skype Sex Is The Greatest, And I Have Tips!

Rebecca Santiago — Tue, 05 Feb 2013 16:00:00 -0500

Look, I don’t mean to brag, but I’m basically an expert at playing with myself in front of a laptop.

So You’re Dating An Obnoxiously Sane Person And You Are, You Know, Not

Rebecca Santiago — Thu, 31 Jan 2013 17:00:00 -0500

The Crazy Town stuff is difficult to explain to my boyfriend. He’s sympathetic, for sure, but as far as I can ascertain, his biggest life tragedy thus far was wearing a palate expander in the fourth grade.

WILL F&#K FOR FAMILY: Why I Only Date Dudes With Big Bloodlines

Rebecca Santiago — Mon, 28 Jan 2013 15:00:00 -0500

The big sister I always wanted? Supplied by an ex. Fourth of July barbeques, sporting events, family beach trips? Check, check, and check. Buying the FAMILY-SIZED bag of Tostitos on a supermarket run -- well, you just can’t understand how exciting that is to an only child.