Natalie - xoJane

I Am The Worst Dancer In The World And I'm 100% OK With That

Natalie — Tue, 14 May 2013 12:00:00 -0400

I genuinely have the worst moves ever. Here's how you can, too!

I'm Off For A Bachelorette Weekend In Dublin: Here's What I'm Taking With Me To Minimize The Damage

Natalie — Thu, 09 May 2013 11:30:00 -0400

26 girls, a shit-ton of booze and late nights. HOLD ME.

This List Of 50 Things You Should Do In Life Is Kind Of Making Me Feel Like A Failure

Natalie — Wed, 08 May 2013 12:30:00 -0400

The list of 50 definitive things you should do to 'live life to the full' kind of made me feel like a failure.

xoFood: It's Friday, You're Beautiful, YOU DESERVE THIS CAKE!

Natalie — Fri, 03 May 2013 12:00:00 -0400

A little slice of this and you'll be in Victoria Sponge rhapsody.

Trance, Kardashians and Toenail Picking: Guilty Pleasures That I'm Not Sorry About

Natalie — Wed, 01 May 2013 13:00:00 -0400

I am uncool and disgusting.

Everything's Better Naked: I'm Thinking Of Becoming A Nudist

Natalie — Thu, 25 Apr 2013 10:00:00 -0400

Bikini shopping is soul destroying. LET'S ALL BECOME NATURISTS INSTEAD!

Natalie's Hot List: Ultimate Nearly-Bare Beauty Tricks & CHIPS AHOY WITH REESES CUPS!

Natalie — Tue, 23 Apr 2013 16:00:00 -0400

I don't know what I'm more excited about -- ditching my foundation for spring, or cramming more of these cookies into my pie-hole later.

I Just Donated 7 Bags Of Clothes To Charity And I Think I Need to Stop Impulse Shopping

Natalie — Tue, 23 Apr 2013 11:00:00 -0400

Apparently, we regularly wear only 20% of the clothes in our wardrobes. I can relate. CLOTHING CODE RED.

1/3 of Women Want to Rely On Their Men Financially. I Am NOT One Of Them.

Natalie — Thu, 18 Apr 2013 15:30:00 -0400

The idea of having to ask for money, or having an allowance, makes me feel a bit queasy.

THE MASTICATOR: The Best Chicken Noodle Soup Recipe (Even For When You Can't Eat Solids!)

Natalie — Wed, 17 Apr 2013 13:30:00 -0400

You guys wanted xoFood? Here's an absolutely banging, healthy recipe for starters. And it's MEGA CHEAP too!

My Dotty Rainbow Nails Are SO GOOD That I Kind Of Fancy Myself

Natalie — Tue, 16 Apr 2013 10:00:00 -0400

I don't want to toot my own horn or anything, but BEEP BEEP, baby!

My Boyfriend's Abandoned Me And I've Realised I'm A Massive Nag

Natalie — Mon, 15 Apr 2013 10:00:00 -0400

He's only gone away for a week but WHATEVER!

My Internet Friend Died On Monday

Natalie — Thu, 11 Apr 2013 11:00:00 -0400

Somebody I've never met, but spoke to many times a week, died on Monday.

I Want My Partner To Smell Like Hot Wood, Booze & Petrol. You?

Natalie — Tue, 09 Apr 2013 09:00:00 -0400

In which I express my desire for my boyfriend to smell like Austrian smoked cheese.

HELP! I Need To Stop Seeing My Bank Balance As A Challenge

Natalie — Mon, 08 Apr 2013 12:00:00 -0400

To me, there's nothing greater than that feeling of having a full bank balance on payday and thinking up all the fun and innovative ways to get rid of it all.

Having A Calorie Meltdown: Stop Telling Me How Bad Everything Is For Me!

Natalie — Fri, 05 Apr 2013 12:00:00 -0400

I don't know about you, but when I want a treat, I don't want to know how many calories are in it. STOP HARSHING MY MELLOW!

"You're a Right Tosspot": A Guide To The Best Britishisms

Natalie — Thu, 04 Apr 2013 13:00:00 -0400

WARNING: Features swears.

I’ve Finally Found Nail Stickers That Don’t Look Like Crap!

Natalie — Wed, 03 Apr 2013 15:30:00 -0400

Way too distracted by the funky fly print on my nails today. Yes, I said funky fly.

I'm Having A Camera Put Up My Arse: How I'm Making My Butt Pretty In Preparation

Natalie — Tue, 02 Apr 2013 12:00:00 -0400

And I can't eat for two days prior! TWO DAYS!!!

If I Hadn't Had An Office Mum, I'd Probably Have Died Of A Headache

Natalie — Thu, 28 Mar 2013 09:00:00 -0400

I make lists, and then lose the note pads. I write REALLY IMPORTANT things on my hand, and then wash them off by accident. I rip off post-its full of bullet points from meetings and then chuck them away with my lunch rubbish.