MC Housework - xoJane

A Letter to My Sister, Who Would Have Been 41 Today

MC Housework — Fri, 14 Oct 2011 13:00:09 -0400

Sometimes I am sure of who you would be if you had lived. Sometimes I am not.

Your Internet Hookup Advice, Please

MC Housework — Fri, 07 Oct 2011 13:00:08 -0400

I swear, it's for my friend Janice.

My Parenting Motto: "Son, Don't Be a Douchebag"

MC Housework — Fri, 30 Sep 2011 11:00:08 -0400

As a parent, I try to equip my kid with nutrients and basic human decency. I want him to have the educational opportunities he desires and comfortable but durable shoes. And I have to teach him not to be a douchebag.

I'm Bringing Trashy Back! Ressurecting a 12-Year Bad Movie Tradition

MC Housework — Mon, 26 Sep 2011 12:00:08 -0400

Watching “Showgirls” is instant people-glue, like jury duty or being trapped in an elevator. When you come out the other side of that experience, you've really shared something.

I'll Try Anything Once: Segway Tourism

MC Housework — Thu, 15 Sep 2011 13:00:11 -0400

The haters hate me. I pass them by.

Help Me Understand this "Dating" Thing of Which You Speak

MC Housework — Fri, 09 Sep 2011 14:00:13 -0400

Because it doesn't make any damn sense at all.

Do This Don't: Cold Rock the Mullet

MC Housework — Thu, 08 Sep 2011 09:00:07 -0400

Yeah, I said it.

WTF, MSN? -- MOM

MC Housework — Fri, 26 Aug 2011 10:00:12 -0400

I guess it's only 2011 at the top of MSN.com.

I Judged The Miss Kimble County Rodeo Pageant (And Now I Feel Like an Asshole)

MC Housework — Fri, 19 Aug 2011 14:02:09 -0400

Actually, this is my first time at the rodeo.*

How Does Your Family Swear?

MC Housework — Fri, 12 Aug 2011 17:02:29 -0400

I'm trying to make "muffin-fluffer" happen.

What to Watch After a Breakup (Because It's Not the Right Time for "Oz" on DVD)

MC Housework — Tue, 09 Aug 2011 15:02:15 -0400

There needs to be more going on than hawt sexxors and true luv. BORING.

I'll Try Anything Once: Cleansing Vagina Wash

MC Housework — Thu, 04 Aug 2011 15:02:11 -0400

The worst possible outcome was a yeast infection. The best possible outcome was ruling an empire!

This Guy Has Freaking Had It

MC Housework — Mon, 25 Jul 2011 10:02:12 -0400

Seen at the McDonald's PlayPlace

We Opened the Relationship, and It Epic-Failed

MC Housework — Mon, 18 Jul 2011 15:02:15 -0400

Sorry There's Not a Nicer Way to Say That

I Have Anosmia and Jeggings, and You Should, Too

MC Housework — Thu, 30 Jun 2011 10:02:15 -0400

I was that person tootling around unaware of her crotch smell

Hell No: Warming Lube

MC Housework — Wed, 22 Jun 2011 11:02:21 -0400

I was on fire, but not in a good way.

Opening My Relationship, Part 2: He Wants to Date His Ex

MC Housework — Fri, 10 Jun 2011 16:02:11 -0400

But he doesn't want Kal Penn involved.

I Cry Everywhere, And So Should You

MC Housework — Tue, 07 Jun 2011 15:02:17 -0400

Apparently there are only certain places where crying is socially appropriate. Yeah, screw that.

How to Teach Kids Not to Rape

MC Housework — Thu, 02 Jun 2011 15:02:25 -0400

We need to teach our sons about rape. I use the BDSM Consent Model.

Does My Boyfriend Want an Open Relationship? Do I?

MC Housework — Thu, 26 May 2011 12:02:11 -0400

I'd been wanting to read Tristan Taormino's "Opening Up." But when I found it downloaded on my boyfriend's Kindle, I wasn't happy.