Louise Hung - xoJane http://www.xojane.com/author/louise-hung/allArticles en Mon, 20 May 2013 11:30:00 -0400 <![CDATA[I JUST WANT TO WATCH MY STORIES: Couples Don't Like the Same TV Shows, So What Else Is New?]]>

It seems that occasionally, for my husband and I, the best kind of escapism is from each other.

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<![CDATA[I HAD ANOTHER "SEIZURE-LIKE" EPISODE IN PUBLIC AND I'M SO EMBARRASSED ]]>

I'm kind of a medical mystery.

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<![CDATA[JUST TELL ME I HAVE NICE LEGS, MOM! Do We Inherit Our Mother's Body Hang-ups?]]>

As long as I can remember, "leg stuff" as been a topic of conversation and controversy with my mom and me.

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<![CDATA[ASIAN WOMEN MAKE IDEAL WIVES: Really? This Is Still Happening? ]]>

Even with all these gross things that have been done and said to me regarding my race, I thought, perhaps naively, we were moving past this.

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<![CDATA[I Kiss My Stuffed Pony Goodnight, And Other Things I Never Quite Grew Out Of]]>

Some of my nearest and dearest friends don't even know I still do some of this shit, so consider yourself being allowed access to The Vault.

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<![CDATA[I'M AFRAID OF FASHION Or Help Me Overcome My Fashion Rut!]]>

When you have some advice, you can find me at Target, buying my 100th $7.99 "Favorite Tee." Heeeeeeeeeeeelp.

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<![CDATA[Haunted Dolls and Dead Victorians: I LOVE Spooky Stuff]]>

Some people use the Internet for porn, I use it to fall down the rabbit hole of creepy stuff.

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<![CDATA[People Telling Me "You Look So Young!" Is Warping My Brain ]]>

I fear a lot of things, but aging has never been one of them, until now.

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<![CDATA[I Talk About My Cats Like They're My Babies, What Of It?]]>

You have your baby, and I have mine.

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<![CDATA[Vinegar, Vodka and Baking Soda: Clean Your House With Food!]]>

I've finally figured out how to clean my house mostly using stuff you could eat in a zombie apocalypse.

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<![CDATA[I Saw "Jurassic Park 3D" In The Theaters And It Made Me Less Cynical For a Day]]>

Here are my top "feel good" moments from "Jurassic Park."

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<![CDATA["BECAUSE I'M A TERRIBLE PERSON" And Other Things I Need To Stop Saying ALL THE TIME]]>

Am I giving myself permission to be terrible, just by virtue of the fact that I'm admitting it?

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<![CDATA[Did I Get Ambushed by Religion? or I'll Take My Haircut Without the Side Sermon]]>

Should I have asked her, politely, to stop with all the religious talk? Am I overreacting?

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<![CDATA[BREAKING NEWS: Women Hate Shaving Their Legs!]]>

"You know, once you start, you can't stop."

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<![CDATA[Wax Vac, Wen and Pajama Jeans: My "As Seen on TV" Wish List]]>

Some people have self-help books, I have As Seen on TV.

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<![CDATA[I Started A Hippie Fight At Whole Foods Because Someone's Kid Was Throwing Rocks At Birds]]>

Was I just being a crazy bird lady? Was I shoving my own beliefs down this family's throat? Should I just have minded my own business?

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<![CDATA[My Cats Are on An Expensive Raw Diet That Eats Up Most of My Paycheck]]>

I don't live beyond my means, but my cats do.

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<![CDATA[I'M A WOMAN DIRECTOR: How I Learned to Love Being the Boss]]>

You could point to the male dominated industry, glass ceiling, misogyny, etc., but really, I wonder if some of us are prematurely discounting ourselves?

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<![CDATA[YOU'LL HAVE TO PRY THEM FROM MY COLD, DEAD, (LUCKY) HANDS: Feng Shui, Numbers And All The Chinese "Superstitions" My Mother Taught Me]]>

Do I realize that all this sounds a little cray cray? Sure, but it's my family's cray cray and I'll defend it with every ounce of good chi I have in me.

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<![CDATA[Damn, I'm Sweaty; Or The Time I Took A "Detox Bath"]]>

I've been soaking for the last 20 minutes in what is described as a Detox Bath, but is kind of more like Detox Soup with Human.

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