Liz - xoJane

It Happened To Me: I Was Gay-Bashed In a Brothel

Liz — Thu, 05 Apr 2012 11:00:28 -0400

“This is for couples only,” he the beige suit manager barked, clearly angry. “A couple is a man and a woman.”

I'll Try Anything Once: Letting My Mom Run My Life for a Week

Liz — Wed, 02 Nov 2011 11:00:16 -0400

It's every mom's dream, no?

I Can't Believe Homophobia Is Still a Thing

Liz — Tue, 27 Sep 2011 18:00:08 -0400

Et tu, Southwest Airlines?

Shocker! I'm Single and I Feel Great

Liz — Mon, 26 Sep 2011 13:00:07 -0400

Five steps to feeling absolutely fantastic about it being "just you."

The Forces of Light and Dark Are at a Standstill

Liz — Fri, 23 Sep 2011 18:00:10 -0400

That's my dramatic way of announcing the Autumnal Equinox!

A Baby Was Borned! No New-Agey Crap Necessary

Liz — Fri, 09 Sep 2011 18:00:22 -0400

Turned out I didn't need the three decks of Tarot cards I packed for the birth of my new nephew.

My Grandmother Thinks I Should Get A Sugar Daddy

Liz — Tue, 06 Sep 2011 17:49:06 -0400

Respect your elders ... and their advice.

New-Agey Beauty Freakout: A Perfume for Every Zodiac Sign!

Liz — Fri, 02 Sep 2011 18:00:08 -0400

This perfume is my Justin Bieber.

Laser Hair Removal Made Me Feel Like a Whore

Liz — Tue, 30 Aug 2011 16:00:09 -0400

How I made a wish list and ended up in some kind of S&M cosmetic procedure fantasy.

Aww, I Found a Children's Book on Chakras!

Liz — Fri, 26 Aug 2011 17:00:07 -0400

This baby is a rainbow.

"I Lost My Phone," My Ass

Liz — Thu, 25 Aug 2011 14:00:16 -0400

We all know you didn't save the number. Quit lying, or I'm going to mess with you.

The Ritual of Goodbye

Liz — Mon, 22 Aug 2011 17:02:22 -0400

You mean I'm not allowed to just disappear?

Live Every Day Like You’re Skipping Town In Two Weeks

Liz — Fri, 19 Aug 2011 13:02:34 -0400

It’s the lighter, funner version of “You have 24 hours left to live -- what do you do?”

T-Shirt Philosophy: Is It Big or Small?

Liz — Wed, 17 Aug 2011 09:32:23 -0400

Or one size fits all?

A Beginner's Guide to Meditation

Liz — Mon, 15 Aug 2011 09:02:15 -0400

Which kind is for you? How do you know it's working? What if you hate it? What if your leg itches in the middle of it?

The Crazy, Trippy New-Age Dome House I Saw Before "MTV Cribs"

Liz — Fri, 12 Aug 2011 13:02:08 -0400

Complete with dolphin fountain!

Free Esoteric Library

Liz — Mon, 08 Aug 2011 14:25:19 -0400

Here, you’re not gonna get just any ol’ book on between-life regression or dolphin-human communication.

ASK LIZ: Should I Sign a Contract While Mercury's in Retrograde?

Liz — Fri, 05 Aug 2011 13:02:20 -0400

Morgan's closing on her home while Mercury's in retrograde. Good or bad idea?

What's a Psychic Good For?

Liz — Mon, 01 Aug 2011 13:02:10 -0400

ESP is a fun party trick—how can it actually help you?

Please Help Me: Which Glasses Should I Get?

Liz — Mon, 01 Aug 2011 09:02:22 -0400

I'm going to buy some new glasses and your vote will decide!