Julieanne - xoJane

Are You In a Troubled Relationship? I Have The Perfect Card For You

Julieanne — Wed, 22 May 2013 15:00:00 -0400

I'm available for hire, greeting card companies. Also in general. Need money for socks.

Julieanne's Beauty Must-Haves For Your Walk of Shame Kit

Julieanne — Fri, 10 May 2013 15:00:00 -0400

Everything's in here but your dignity!

IGNORE YOUR GAG REFLEX: Two Green Juice Recipes That Are Making My Body Hate Me Slightly Less

Julieanne — Fri, 26 Apr 2013 10:00:00 -0400

Friends, I have drunk the green Kool-Aid. No, not Ecto-Cooler. That's good, too, though.

Jen Kirkman Is Child-Free and Happy and Doesn't Care If You Believe Her

Julieanne — Wed, 24 Apr 2013 17:00:00 -0400

"I'm just learning how sensitive people are, and sometimes they think that if you're doing something different, then you're judging them."

I Beg Of You: Quit Using "Hate" To Talk About Celebrities

Julieanne — Tue, 23 Apr 2013 10:00:00 -0400

Is it a crime to be wealthy and talk about juice too much?

For Real Though: How Do I Wear High-Waisted Shorts?

Julieanne — Mon, 15 Apr 2013 12:00:00 -0400

I feel like dumpy sex Urkel in these things.

How Not To Be A Dick To Your Emotionally Stunted Friend

Julieanne — Thu, 11 Apr 2013 10:00:00 -0400

If I want to bottle up my feelings, for the love of god, let me bottle them up.

I'm SORRY, OK? I Was An Internet Baby Hater

Julieanne — Tue, 09 Apr 2013 12:00:00 -0400

I don't actually hate your baby! It was just a thing I did for money once.

25 Things That Make Me So Happy I Want To Pee My Pants

Julieanne — Thu, 04 Apr 2013 10:00:00 -0400

Since one of our friends here at xoJane is having a Bad Week, I'm starting the list anew, and hoping you all will deign to contribute.

The Things You Should ALWAYS Pack For A Trip (And A Few You Should Not)

Julieanne — Mon, 01 Apr 2013 10:00:00 -0400

A list of stuff I will just start keeping in my bag at all times, probably in that suit flap thing where people with real jobs keep their nice outfits.

Showering, and Other Things I Found Out From the Internet I Am Doing Totally Wrong

Julieanne — Thu, 28 Mar 2013 13:00:00 -0400

According to some sources, I can't even pee right.

WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH ME? I Can't Use A Telephone

Julieanne — Wed, 27 Mar 2013 09:00:00 -0400

Sometimes I get freaked out if I have to call for a pizza, even if I know doing so will result in piping hot pizza. PIZZA.

The Hypnotherapy Trick That Will Get You So Laid (Kidding, Sort Of)

Julieanne — Thu, 28 Feb 2013 10:00:00 -0500

Or just help you relax. Whatever.

Julieanne's Home Spa Nightmares 2: Slimming Body Wrap of Death

Julieanne — Thu, 14 Feb 2013 13:00:00 -0500

Another treatment that almost kills me.

"You're A Bad, Bad Baby" And More Of the Worst Dirty Talk I've Ever Heard

Julieanne — Thu, 31 Jan 2013 15:30:00 -0500

There's the argument to be made that it doesn't matter WHAT you say so long as it's in the moment and you're hot for the other person, but I say this is horsefeathers. Some stuff you just should not ever say to someone.

Things You Should Consider Having Sex For Instead Of Coachella Tickets

Julieanne — Wed, 30 Jan 2013 10:00:00 -0500

I would give it up for soooooooo many things before I would for passes to some rock-and-roll music festival.

I Think I Got "Gray-Aread" By An Airline Employee -- Why I Wish I'd Said No

Julieanne — Thu, 24 Jan 2013 11:00:00 -0500

I was hammered, and he was not. He was an employee of a major corporation paid to serve alcohol to patrons, and he gave me wine and touched me when he knew I was impaired.

Eight Reasons You Should be Psyched To Get Your Period

Julieanne — Fri, 11 Jan 2013 10:00:00 -0500

I have menstruating on the brain, friends!

How Do You Know When It's NOT Love? Or Why I'm Perpetually Single

Julieanne — Fri, 07 Dec 2012 09:00:00 -0500

When did you get to the point where you thought, "NOOOOOOPE," and mentally moonwalked out of the room?

Sex Kit Test Drive #2: Couple's Chemistry

Julieanne — Mon, 03 Dec 2012 15:00:00 -0500

Why would anybody send me another one of these? Let's see what's in it!