Jenny - xoJane

Three Fantastic-Smelling Bath Products to Banish Your Post-Holiday Blues

Jenny — Tue, 03 Jan 2012 10:00:21 -0500

I have a mild case of the New Year Blues, which I've been fighting off with wonderfully scented new bath products. You're welcome to join me (but please use your own tub, dude).

A Half-Dozen DIY Manicures to Drool Over

Jenny — Fri, 30 Dec 2011 17:00:10 -0500

I don't believe in resolutions...but I DO plan to spend 2012 trying out as many crazy new DIY manicures as I possibly can. Join me?

My Local Grocery Store Has Made Me Their Bitch Via Their Thrilling Games of Chance

Jenny — Tue, 27 Dec 2011 10:00:12 -0500

I like to spend my nights licking and sticking...little paper game pieces to a game board, hoping to win a dream vacation or a new car. WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?!

What xoJane Editors Want for Xmas: Crafty Contrib Jenny's Sweet & Sour Gift Guide

Jenny — Thu, 15 Dec 2011 12:00:09 -0500

Are you a homebody, a wacky-haired punk, a frilly lady-type or a sarcastic sailor-mouth? Doesn't matter -- this gift guide's got you covered.

A 10-Year-Old Singing Karaoke Into a Banana Is My Therapist

Jenny — Mon, 12 Dec 2011 12:00:08 -0500

Nothing on YouTube can bring me the happy quite like the amazing Timmy, performing in a pair of too-small Mickey Mouse pajamas and singing into a blackened banana.

Pregnancy Scares the #&*%@ Out of Me

Jenny — Wed, 07 Dec 2011 11:00:09 -0500

Mainly because I've been there and done that -- and it didn't end well.

Deckin' the Hallz: Five Super Cute Ornaments to Make & Buy!

Jenny — Mon, 05 Dec 2011 18:00:26 -0500

Paper snowflakes and construction paper chains are indisputable holiday decorating classics, but these ornaments will kick your holiday décor up a great big holly, jolly notch.

HALLELUJAH, I'M HAIRLESS! Or My Lip Is, Anyway.

Jenny — Wed, 30 Nov 2011 17:00:09 -0500

In which I reveal the MIRACLE PRODUCT™ that helped my upper lip go from ZZ Top to Lex Luthor with ZERO irritation.

The Same 5 Questions We Always Ask: Jessalyn Gilsig

Jenny — Mon, 28 Nov 2011 12:00:12 -0500

She's played a pottymouth and a pregnancy-faker, but actress Jessalyn Gilsig is also a producer and a painter.

The 99¢ Only Store is 100% Awesome

Jenny — Mon, 21 Nov 2011 14:00:21 -0500

Join me as we enter a world of off-brand hilarity (and actual bargains!) at my local 99¢ Only store.

DO THIS DON'T: Eat Breakfast!

Jenny — Fri, 18 Nov 2011 17:30:09 -0500

OK, so eating breakfast is only a "don't" in that so many of us DON'T do it. But we totally should!

I'm Scared of Committing...to a Wedding Ring

Jenny — Thu, 17 Nov 2011 14:00:09 -0500

Look, Jane's just lucky I didn't title this piece "If I'd Liked It, Then I Would Have Put a Ring On It"!

I Have FINALLY Cracked the Fishtail Braid, My Own Personal Da Vinci Code

Jenny — Tue, 15 Nov 2011 12:00:10 -0500

Why oh WHY did it take me so long to learn how to create this stupid hairstyle?!

PRETTY? PRETTY? A Divine Art Show

Jenny — Mon, 14 Nov 2011 10:00:12 -0500

I spent my week making a piñata shaped like Divine's head, filled w/pink flamingo feathers, matches, and fake dog turds. None of this is a joke.

HOUSE CREEPERS: Plants & Plant-Like Objects Even YOU Can't Kill

Jenny — Thu, 10 Nov 2011 11:00:08 -0500

Cheap and easy ways to houseplant up your homestead whether your thumb is green, black or whatevs.

Semi-Medieval Cookery from The Inn at the Crossroads (aka Meet the Nerdiest Food Blog EVER)

Jenny — Wed, 09 Nov 2011 15:21:27 -0500

The Game of Thrones is now being played out IN THE KITCHEN. Yeah, you heard me.

Here Come the Waterworks: The Custom Portraiture of Nancy Julson-Rieley

Jenny — Tue, 08 Nov 2011 10:01:25 -0500

Earn "instant star" status this holiday season by ordering a custom pencil portrait for your loved ones.

OBSESSED WITH: Vintage-Style Outerwear Inspired By Old Ladies

Jenny — Mon, 07 Nov 2011 14:44:54 -0500

I may not know from trends, but I know what I like. Right now, what I like = candy-colored coats and hair the color of Necco wafers.

The Heart, She Holler: The Surrealist Yokel Masterpiece You NEED to See

Jenny — Fri, 04 Nov 2011 13:00:09 -0400

I haven't seen this many women being hilariously disgusting on TV since "Strangers With Candy." How I've missed it!

HOUSE CREEPERS: An Inside Look at My Handmade Home Décor

Jenny — Thu, 03 Nov 2011 12:30:42 -0400

MTV had "Cribs," xoJane has "House Creepers." It's just how we roll.