Giulia - xoJane

I'm Terrified Of The Paranormal And I'm Dating A Ghost Hunter

Giulia — Mon, 07 Jan 2013 14:00:00 -0500

It turns out this man that I was now seriously dating was what is known as "sensitive," meaning he is sensitive to energies, a.k.a. ghosts.

Everything I Need to Know About Love I Learned from "Dynasty"

Giulia — Fri, 13 Jul 2012 10:00:29 -0400

While most other little girls dreamt about fairytale like wedding where they are a princess and whatever, I dreamt about throwing dishes at my lover’s head and threatening to leave him for my boss

"He's Just Not That Into You" Applies to Friendships, Too

Giulia — Wed, 09 May 2012 15:00:20 -0400

I've started, for the sake of my sanity, simply interpreting "I’m so bad at getting back to people" as "I’m so bad at being a friend right now" ... and letting it go.

I Need to Stop Trying to Dole Out Street Justice

Giulia — Tue, 01 May 2012 14:00:22 -0400

I’ve taken the New York transit safety motto "If you see something, say something" very seriously -- maybe somewhat stupidly.  

Lady Comic Problems: I'm Not On My Period, Your Joke's Just Not Funny

Giulia — Thu, 05 Apr 2012 14:00:30 -0400

As a comic, apparently I’m supposed to be able to take a joke, ANY joke, no matter how bad, dumb or insulting it is.

It Happened To Me: My Eating Disorder Support Group Dumped Me

Giulia — Mon, 19 Mar 2012 15:00:23 -0400

Like a lot of bulimics in recovery, I believed I didn't deserve treatment. For me, bulimia was a hobby, and these women were pros.

How to Be Less Terrified of Babies and Tiny People

Giulia — Fri, 09 Mar 2012 18:00:20 -0500

Knowing that I could potentially screw up another human is part of why I’ve long had a fear of having kids.

Say Something Nice: Giulia

Giulia — Wed, 29 Feb 2012 19:15:16 -0500

On Meeting Your Teen Idol and Confessing Your Love to Him

Giulia — Tue, 28 Feb 2012 14:00:14 -0500

Then an angel, a fallen angel, spoke: “I can get you backstage to meet Poison.”

I Need Constant Validation

Giulia — Thu, 19 Jan 2012 15:02:51 -0500

I don’t blame my parents for introducing me to the debilitating world of narcissism. But to this day, my father still believes, and I quote, "If you tell someone 'good job,' they'll get lazy so I say nothing so that you'll work harder."

It Happened to Me: I Got Lice at 28

Giulia — Mon, 14 Nov 2011 13:00:11 -0500

I was being punished for failing to grow up and accept that I was going to be somebody's wife. Punished, with lice.

It Happened To Me: I Was Told I Needed Plastic Surgery

Giulia — Fri, 26 Aug 2011 15:00:11 -0400

Because apparently there are no roles for actresses who are "too Jewish-looking" (nevermind that I'm Italian).