Elna - xoJane

I'll Try Anything Once: Pop Star Sunglasses

Elna — Wed, 15 Jun 2011 15:02:16 -0400

How will Kanye and Katy Perry's shades play at the Post Office and Pilates class?

How a Mannequin Leg Made My Parents Think I'm a Facebook Slut

Elna — Fri, 27 May 2011 15:02:56 -0400

Over the past two years I’ve taken a break from being Mormon. Naturally, my parents, both practicing Mormons, have been a little on edge about my behavior.

My Dog Won't Stop Eating My Underwear

Elna — Mon, 23 May 2011 11:02:09 -0400

And it's ruining my sex life.

6 Things I Used to Think About Penises

Elna — Mon, 16 May 2011 15:05:14 -0400

Because I only started having sex a year ago, I've recently come to some new understandings about penises. In fact, I just put together the meaning of the term “one-eyed snake.”

How Far Can We Push Three Unsuspecting Makeup Artists?

Elna — Fri, 13 May 2011 09:30:09 -0400

I asked for ridiculous looks at free makeup counters. Find out if the customer is always right.