Chloë - xoJane

Why Gay Girls Date Straight Girls

Chloë — Thu, 16 May 2013 16:00:00 -0400

This is not an article about bisexual, pansexual, or women whose sexuality comes at a particular perpendicular slant. This is an article about straight girls who are down to fuck girls and the lesbians who love flipping them.

Erratic Gifting For Eccentric Mothers: A List Of Possible Presents For Moms Who Don't Fit The Cliché

Chloë — Thu, 09 May 2013 18:00:00 -0400

Who are these demure souls wielding garden gnomes and keepsake boxes while raising America’s youth?

You Are Being Hunted: The Reality Of Rape On Campus

Chloë — Fri, 22 Mar 2013 18:00:00 -0400

For the first time, people seem to be really listening to the horrible truth about rape and the American school system, so maybe it’s time for the world to hear a truth that’s been weighing on me for quite some time.

Shut Up And Make Me A Sandwich: Why I Couldn’t Care Less About The Religious Beliefs Of The Owners Of Chick-Fil-A

Chloë — Wed, 13 Mar 2013 15:30:00 -0400

What should I care what Chick-fil-A thinks about my love life? I don’t care about theirs.

How's A White Girl Supposed To Love Rap?

Chloë — Thu, 07 Mar 2013 11:30:00 -0500

When this article was first conceived, I intended to make the argument that my love for rap is pure and therefore should be allowed to thrive unchallenged.

Don't Call Me A Stoner

Chloë — Tue, 05 Feb 2013 11:00:00 -0500

"Stoner" carries a connotation of bearded boy-men waxing shitty poetic about their HS crushes in whatever inane action-comedy TBS can afford to screen.

"I Love My Gays!" 10 Things Straight People Say That Make Me Want To Throttle Them

Chloë — Tue, 29 Jan 2013 13:00:00 -0500

A member of the majority using the possessive about any member of a minority is always, ALWAYS a social faux pas.

HOW TO: Achieve Complete Perfection Through Apps

Chloë — Wed, 23 Jan 2013 17:00:00 -0500

Every time I go to the app store, I find a new app dedicated that suggests reaching our goals and living the dream can be taught easily with to-do lists and technology. I tried some of the free ones to find out.

How Not To Be A Dick At The Marijuana Dispensary

Chloë — Mon, 14 Jan 2013 14:30:00 -0500

California is a magical land of medical marijuana, but it is also a land filled with glad-eyed grifters and sneering salesmen (or women) eager to take advantage a naive visitor just out to smoke that good. Let me help you.

UNPOPULAR OPINION: Get Out Of My Gay Bar, Straight Girl

Chloë — Mon, 07 Jan 2013 12:00:00 -0500

Straight people don’t come to gay bars because they want to hate on gay people. They come because as the empowered majority, they feel entitled to access every space in the world.