Cat - xoJane

GONNA WASH THAT ANGEL DUST RIGHT OUTTA MY HAIR: "Miracle" (Uh-Huh) Treatments To Help You Pass Those Follicle Drug Tests, Naughty Nancys!

Cat — Fri, 01 Jun 2012 09:00:23 -0400

Yeah, you should probably all just quit your jobs. Freebird, bitch!

I'D REALLY LIKE TO KNOW: Do You Prefer Vanilla?

Cat — Thu, 31 May 2012 16:00:21 -0400

UPDATED: I came to the office for a few hours and let Madeline take a photo of me by the janitor's closet. Those are her birthday flowers from her boyfriend which I selfishly dismembered. Happy birthday Mad!

THE CAT MARNELL BEAUTY ONE HUNDRED, 2/100: Sorry So Boring + Obvious But TWEEZERMAN SLANT-TIP TWEEZERS For The Win, Duh!

Cat — Tue, 29 May 2012 11:00:30 -0400

I’m going to publicly denounce another beauty product for the first time in my career, too! Sooo...yeah. Pulitzer time.

THE HOTTEST KATE MOSS POSTER IN THE WORLD AND ONLY I KNOW WHERE TO GET IT FOR $5: Plus, Perfume for Supermodel Kids + Immature Women

Cat — Thu, 24 May 2012 17:00:20 -0400

I OBVIOUSLY am not all, "Don't I look like Kate Moss?" I posed like this to get a good photo for this story for Jane goddamn Pratt who demands such annoying craziness, endlessly. Also, I took it on no sleep at 6:30 AM and that's not lipstick on my face again, it's acne, so fuck off.

SUMMER OF HOTNESS VIDEO TUTORIAL #1: My Full Body Shave (Uh-Huh!) Double Dip Self-Tanner Technique -- REVEALED!

Cat — Wed, 23 May 2012 10:00:23 -0400

How do I live on vampire time yet remain glowy and sunkissed year-round? Answers below. LIVE! In a MOVIE!

INTRODUCING THE CAT MARNELL BEAUTY ONE HUNDRED, 1/100: Clarisonic Skincare Brush

Cat — Mon, 21 May 2012 13:00:23 -0400

I'm naming my favorite one hundred beauty products of all time in no particular order -- let's start with this bad bitch and yes, another post featuring a kimono.

BLASPHEMY BONANZA: It's Carolyn Bessette-Kennedy's Favorite Beauty Products, Bitch!

Cat — Thu, 17 May 2012 11:00:23 -0400

Carolyn Bessette-Kennedy was a party girl and I am a party girl and I know what beauty products she used and here is my dumb outfit and I think my brain is broken bllllarggggg

OB-LA-DI, OB-LA-DA: I'm back; I'm happy; I'm not quitting my job or anything else.

Cat — Tue, 15 May 2012 12:00:28 -0400

They tried to make me go to rehab. So I went. The end.

THIRD XOJANE MAKEUNDER: Reality TV Hottie Audrina Patridge takes it all off (her makeup, that is)!

Cat — Fri, 30 Mar 2012 09:00:25 -0400

You've seen her on TV hitting LA's hottest clubs with Hollywood hair and loads of makeup -- now, introducing the lovely Audrina as you've never seen her before! PHOTOGRAPHED BY ASHLEY BARRETT

"WANNA CYBER?" WITH CAT, Round 2: "Affordable Designer Products + Killer 'Going Out' Makeup For Sexy Brunettes" Edition

Cat — Wed, 21 Mar 2012 16:00:24 -0400

Here's my second-ever iChat conversation with an xoJane reader from the other night! Are YOU my next victim?

TRIPPY TERROR TUESDAY: Fantastic Hemp-Based Beauty For Vaguely Consensual + Very Stoned Hippie Sex Cult Orgies

Cat — Tue, 20 Mar 2012 14:00:23 -0400

I look peaceful in this photo, but I'm actually about to be lubricated in cannabis seed butter and entered violently at every orifice until I pass out.

LEARN HOW TO BE AN ASSISTANT BEAUTY EDITOR VIDEO #1 OF INFINITY: The Boss Sees All The Products First Edition

Cat — Fri, 16 Mar 2012 19:44:35 -0400

It's not easy being my assistant beauty editor, but it actually sort of is if you do your goddamn job right. JULIE.

INTRODUCING... "WANNA CYBER?" WITH CAT: "Icy Parents, Beautiful Decay in L.A., + What Are The Best Mascaras Ever?" Edition

Cat — Wed, 14 Mar 2012 10:00:36 -0400

I spent three hours chatting with xoJane readers last night on the internet -- and WILDLY enjoyed every second. Obsessed with you guys!

AMANDA LEPORE TELLS ALL: "If I didn't take hormones I'd be extremely self-destructive. I don't think we'd be sitting here."

Cat — Tue, 13 Mar 2012 09:00:21 -0400

I've always been obsessed with the world's number one transexual icon -- so I almost died doing this interview! And I learned a ton: She goes to my gym! She used to have sex on rohypnol! Ketamine makes her hallucinate that her heels are breaking! ZOMIGOD, read on!

IT’S MAKEUP MONDAY: 3 Secret Weapons For My Black-On-Black "Vampy Weekend Eyes" Look!

Cat — Mon, 12 Mar 2012 18:23:39 -0400

Uh, all that said, someone at Sephora usually has to do the lashes and everything for me. Is that pathetic?

PILLHEAD BEAUTY: The Product I Learned About From My Shrink Dad That I Don't Even Talk To Anymore

Cat — Fri, 09 Mar 2012 17:00:24 -0500

Wahhhhh! Issues!!!

BREAKING: If I’m The "Office Bitch," Then Jane Is The "Office Mental Defective"

Cat — Tue, 06 Mar 2012 17:19:11 -0500

Dude, I’m not EVEN being mean! When it comes to beauty, the boss is C-L-U-E-L-E-S-S, babes.

HOW TO: Defeat The Office Bitch (One Cat Marnell) And Make Her Smell Fantastic At The Same Time

Cat — Mon, 05 Mar 2012 15:01:58 -0500

"I know it may look like I was being like a bitch, but that's only because I was acting like a bitch." -Cady Haring, "Mean Girls"

THINNERRR: The Ritual Cleanse Made Me Drop 8 Pounds (and I’m Still Losing Weight)

Cat — Thu, 23 Feb 2012 16:00:15 -0500

"Healthy" gimmick-y diet-y stuff is not my thing, or so I thought—until I juice fasted for a week on this special program. And it sort of...turned my life around.

WORST BEAUTY EDITOR IN THE WORLD: I Snorted A Line Of Bath Salts In The Office Today Edition

Cat — Tue, 21 Feb 2012 17:00:19 -0500

PLUS: BATH SALT GIVEAWAY!!!!! TWO WINNERS!