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Lockdown Lifestyle: How To Make Your Child More Comfortable as They Wait To Be Shot

Carolyn Castiglia — Thu, 17 Jan 2013 16:00:00 -0500

This Deluxe Classroom Lockdown Kit has everything your child needs to stay warm, cozy and entertained while a deranged lunatic roams the halls of their school.

It Happened To Me: My Family's Private Tragedy Became Front Page News

Carolyn Castiglia — Fri, 07 Dec 2012 15:00:00 -0500

My grandfather was in terrible pain and had had every joint in his body replaced by plastic. My grandmother’s head shook constantly and the medicine she took gave her hallucinations that made her think my grandfather was cheating on her. He shot her in the head and then shot himself.

Things Kate Middleton Needs to Know In Order to Enjoy Pregnancy and Her Baby’s First Year Like a Normal, Non-Princess Person

Carolyn Castiglia — Tue, 04 Dec 2012 12:30:00 -0500

All your frightened and excited tears and your weird-yet-awesome achy tits and your loss of balance as your body morphs into a monster-like blob are sure to evolve into something wonderful and princess-y, don't you worry!